My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes by Malia May Johnson:
“Oh my God! Holy shit! That was like the best shit ever! I think this was the first time I have ever had sex. I must have been doing it wrong before, because it has never felt that friggin good! I mean that was like the best shit that has ever happened ever! I mean I’m not a doctor or anything, but I think your vagina could be the cure for cancer!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Roses are red. Violets are blue. I love being inside of you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Baby, I would have sex with you every day if I could. I would have a smile on my face ear to ear. Your vagina to me is probably like what heroin is to a drug addict.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I still can’t believe I get to have sex with you anytime I want to. That is unfreakin believable news! No one would believe me if I told them.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I love your nodule. It’s sexy. It’s like the mole on Cindy Crawford’s face, on your vagine.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“She is my Mrs Right Now and my Mrs Right all rolled into one. You have sexier lines than my Ferrari baby.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“From the Johnson home in the beautiful Bethesda Maryland….Let’s get ready to sexy business!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I meant what I said today about how you’re a hybrid version of Maria Von Trapp, June Cleaver, and Jenna Jameson, all put together.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Alright, then my Gen X ass is about to rock your Gen Y world!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I love your big smile, your big heart, and your big butt!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I think you are yummy even when you have a big tummy.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“The MJ will go down on the Malia and lick the Malia until the Malia is the maximum satisfied.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You make me harder than Chinese Algebra baby!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I am trying to fight racism by putting my woke dick in the black life that matters the most to me.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I am going to eat you for lunch.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I am interested in a nerdy black girl named Malia, with the sexiest butt, and the most beautiful big brown eyes.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“#iloveyou and #ilustyou and #whenigetthatfeelingineedyoursexualhealing” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I’m coming. We are both cumming, and since your boobs feel neglected, I’m about to lick, suck, rub, grab, tease shock and awe your mamories.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
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