Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only!
“I don’t know the most amount of orgasms that I have had in one day, but it was definitely with you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You, me, bed, 5 minutes.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You know sometimes when you squirt, where does that jizz come from if you don’t have balls? Are you a sexy as fuck shapeshifter or what?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Open up baby. That’s where I need to be to be inside you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Oh my God you know how to turn a bad day good.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I could watch you touch yourself all day. Holy shit that’s hot!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You don’t have enough emotional baggage to fill a thimble. You know what? I don’t care if you had a big amount of emotional baggage, because your big sexy butt would always be bigger than any emotional baggage you could have, and you can quote me on that.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“#yourbigsexybuttmakesmedrool” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I love it when you walk around naked. I hate it when you walk around naked but tell me you can’t right now because you have to get stuff done or you’ll go crazy. I am just going to stare at you and try to get your attention until you change your mind and come sex me.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“That was one epic dick suck.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“That little number is so hot it it’s fire.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Dude, I gotta call you back. I’ve been trying to not make it obvious that Malia has been bjing me while we have been on the phone. I gotta scat. I want to have this orgasm with just her if you follow what I’m sayin my friend. Late.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Wanna go for a ride?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“That crossed the line. You cause a boner, you gotta own it until you give relief.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You just walked in here all stanky love on the table and expect me to hump down? You know me so well dirty bird. Yes, I want to have make up sex with you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Have you been watching porn or taking some kinda sex classes or something? Because that was bad ass baby for real. Shit.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Alert. I’m bout ta explode. There is no blood anywhere in my body except my dick.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Shutting down now. One minute warning until the naughty business starts.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I need your butt. I need your vagine. I need your tittie bongas. I need your lips. I need your hips. I need your legs. I need your long hair. I need your smooth skin. I need your tongue. Let’s have some fun. Come over here, so I can put in your ear. I meant rear. I don’t. See. I’m so horny over here my mind is all kinds of misfiring.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“We just had a quickie in a closet to make sure sex happened. Well done Johnson.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You know how Liz and Cash play the floor is fire game and you have to jump up on something or your feet will burn up? I’m going to do that to you when we are by the bed, so you have to jump on the bed with me for some oh yeah let’s get it on time.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“That might have been the quickiest quickie of my life. It was too quick to count as a quickie. By default, I get another one immediately, I think. That’s what the rules say in the imaginary rulebook of I’m Horny Can We Do It Again Book, by Horny Hornison.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
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