Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only!
“I am going to have a stress induced panic attack unless I unload this stress into your vagina.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Does not compute. Does not compute. Slide to the side. Slide to the side.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I am going to make love to you with my lips.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I love busted up in you and when you drink the milk shake.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I love your heart and your upside-down heart.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I am not sure why some of the feisty things you do turn me on, but it does.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Snuggling up with you sounds perfect about now.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I am invoking the beat till skeet rule.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You bet. I heard orgasms are trending right now.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Look! It is a damsel in distress. Let me carry you to the bed where I can save you from a no orgasm day.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Hey. Whatcha doin? Need a box beatin?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“It’s time for a naughty nursery rhyme. Here we go. Malia is in the bed, and MJ said, Roll over. Roll over.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Lay with me and tell me all about it. Clothes or no clothes. Up to you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“How come when I’m around you the semen can’t seem to stay in my balls?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I love it when you wear that dress. It accentuates your luscious curves. Come here and lay down next to me.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
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