Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only!
“I love you for all of the good honest reasons, but I also love you for all the naughty dirty reasons.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I will forever remember today as three quickies day. What a great fuckin day!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I keep hearing that dating is dead out there. How sad. Dating is how we fell in love and look at what that turned into. Look at our happy family and how good we have it. Some of my best early memories of us are dating and mating.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“When all that stress breaks loose in my nuts and shoots out of me, I feel like a new man. Laughter might be the best medicine, but sex has to be #2.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You have everything I want and need on the romantic partner level and the mother of my kid’s family level. You have it all baby. You are my all!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“There is a magical power in a high value, ride or die, down for whatever, forever, woman. You have that magical power in you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I don’t mind when you get jealous for no reason. It makes me feel loved in a weird sort of way. That said, you have nothing to worry about because nobody can match all that is you Malia May Johnson.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Michael David Johnson loves Malia May Johnson forever and ever. Kiss you now. Sex you later.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I love busting inside you. Some of those busts are turn into kids and grow our loving family.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“The sex toys have outgrown their drawer. I put the new stuff in the drawer below it. I hope we keep needing new drawers as our ways to pleasure each other continues to grow.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I am about to cheat on your vagina with your butt.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I love you and you make me horny like crazy Malia May Taint Right Tittie Bonga Famunda Cheese Puthy Juicy Prada Princess Gucci Girl Wifey Baby Mama Happy Cry Baby cakes Johnsonburger!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“God probably made your ass picture perfect ass for me because I did something right in a past life or something.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Why does your vagina smell like Cheetos? What determines what a vagina smells like? Was God into junk food when he made you or what? What if God would have been into something that stinks to high heaven when he made you? I’d be fucked.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“God bless orgasms, from the holy fuck shit mind blowing ones, to the regular ones, which are still pretty awesome.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I support feminism and equal rights. I see no problem at all with you being on top. It is one of my favorite positions.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Marital missionary is alright. I like marital butt sex a whole lot.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I like feeling like I have kissed you a lot. I think it is important to show you by actions how much I love you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes 26 by Malia May Johnson – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/my-favorite-mj-sexy-hot-quotes-26-by-malia-may-johnson/
