Malia: Do you know what I get called all the time?
MJ: Pretty, beautiful, amazing, sweet, kind, loving, hot, sexy, etc.
Malia: I get called that by you, but I’m talking about by other people. Can you guess?
MJ: Malia? Mrs. Johnson? Miss Malia?
Malia: Yes, to those but most of the time I get called MJ The Terrible’s wife.
MJ: You do. I knew that. It skipped my mind for some reason at the moment though.
Malia: I’m not really offended. I guess I don’t know how to take it. I don’t know why I’m thinking about it, but I was, so I text you about it.
MJ: You know what I’m thinking about right now?
Malia: What’s that?
MJ: MJ The Terrible’s wife! She’s fuckin hot!
Malia: Thank you baby!
Malia: It is hard to be around you and keep my hands off of you.
MJ: I’m going to give you something. Where are you? Preferably doing something upstairs while the kids are with the nanny downstairs.
Malia: That’s the situation. What are you going to give me?
MJ: An orgasm
Malia: What are you going to do to give me an orgasm?
MJ: Whatever it takes!
Malia: That’s the rightest answer possible for that question.
Malia: What are the odds of you breaking my heart someday?
MJ: There is a better chance of a nuclear zombie pigs flying hell freezing over apocalypse, than of me ever breaking your heart.
Malia: That’s the rightest answer possible for that question also.
Malia: What are the odds of me having an orgasm today?
MJ: 110%
Malia: 100% is as high as the odds could be. Why did you write 110%?
MJ: Technically speaking, 110% odds are actually possible.
Malia: Sexually speaking…..I want you!
MJ: I always want to give you what you want. See you in a sec
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