Malia: Well look at you “Martin Luther The Terrible”. Do you have a digital dream baby? I love you MJ. Thanks for always having my back. I’m adding up how much money you do have after you gave most of it away. If you are poor now, you can live with me for free, but I’m taxing natures credit card big! I want sweet sweet lovin in the morning, nooners, and night time nookie. That is the price you must pay. If your gonna be a free loader, you gotta be my stud. I gotta get something out of the deal.
MJ: I mean I don’t want to sleep on the street, so I guess I will have to let you take advantage of me, but I don’t have to like it.
Malia: But you will! I think I just made you a gigolo. Only for me though MR!
MJ: “MJ The Gigolo” at your service. While we wait to find out if I’m broke or not, I just wanted to say I love you and I’ll be up in about 20 minutes or so.
Malia: I don’t feel like fooling around tonight. Can I have a rain check for sex tonight? Tomorrow is Sex Saturday from what I have heard or I might have just made it up but it sounded good. Just go with it!
MJ: Sure, I’m sorry you don’t feel well. Can I get you anything?
Malia: Yes! You can get me sex but I am playing hard to get. I thought you were supposed to be “MJ The Terrible” and then you come at me weak sauce like that?
MJ: Weak sauce? I wasn’t coming at you! I was trying to play loving future hubby and future daddy of twins.
Malia: It is hard to play hard to get with you because I love making love to you, but sex when preggo is a must I’m finding out. It is one of only a few things keeping me from pulling my hair out right now. I’m getting fat.
MJ: Do you want me to bring your bag up you left down here earlier?
Malia: Oh yeah baby! You are so romantic.
MJ: Huh?
Malia: I was acting like that was your line to get me in bed, and I was saying yes.
MJ: That is playing easy to get baby.
Malia: I want you to get me. Will you come up soon for a wham bam Malia slam and sleep soon?
MJ: Sure babe. 5 minutes tops.
Malia: It’s been 10
MJ: Sorry. I’ve been working a lot and if I get one other thing done I can sleep in for once tomorrow.
Malia: I attached how much money you have. I couldn’t put the bottom total because your account # is on it. It is pretty much the bottom number minus $600 dollars. Congrats you’re not broke but I still want my morning, nooner and night time nookie. Sorry bout it. Life’s not fair. Deal with it!
MJ: You drive a hard bargain babe.
Malia: Now drive hard into Malia!
MJ: I have that much money still? Are sure that’s right?
Malia: Yep! You just defended how smart I was to KKK Gotye! Don’t question my number crunching. You have $561,000. Yeah! Now quickie me so I don’t fall asleep and feel guilty I didn’t take care of you.
MJ: About to be on elevator. I love you bye. Sex you in second.
Malia: Is that a typo because we are about to do that or is he being clever. Don’t know. Don’t care. Tired!
