MJ: Let’s practice the X-rated wedding vows I am going to be doing on you when we get remarried in 2027.
Malia: K
MJ: Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today (tonight) to join this me and that you in holy seximony. Malia, do you take this me, to make love to, to sex, to bang, to kiss, to lick, to suck, to rub, to sex, to caress, to embrace, to hub, to hold, to do naughty stuff with, and all of the other ways we come up with to please each other, until death does you part?
Malia: I do! Is “to hub” to hug?
MJ: You can’t ask questions in the middle of wedding vows. You failed.
Malia: You can’t fail wedding vows.
Malia. Do you take this me to do stuff and things of the romantic sexy business naughty nature until death does us part?
MJ: I do!
Malia: Was that it?
MJ: For now. Do you know why Jill and Joe Biden are smiling in this picture?
Malia: Because they are happy or faking it for the cameras?
MJ: Good sex…….
MJ: I learned a new word and I want to see if I can do it when we have sex. The word is hyperspermia. By when we have sex, I mean as soon as possible.
Malia: Nice. I looked it up. Hyperspermia is a condition in which a man produces a larger than normal volume of semen. I have a half an hour. It’s yours if you want it.
MJ: The man sending this text is about to have hyperspermia on the woman receiving this text.
MJ: On the way in 2
Malia: I’m ready baby.
MJ: Hyperspermia action otw!!!!!!!!
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