Malia: The bad news is all the good men are taken.
Malia: The good news is I took one of them.
Malia: According to the Real Alex Clark show my man should want sex daily.
MJ: Good news! He does!
Malia: I don’t want to be the reason my man doesn’t get sex daily. Sooooooo…….
Malia: I want to give my man sex whenever he wants it!
MJ: What if he wants it now?
Malia: Then he would get it now.
MJ: He wants it now.
Malia: He has it now.
Malia: Now meaning in 10ish minutes. Almost done with kids stuff.
MJ: Close enough baby.
MJ: Sex you in 10ish.
Malia: 5ish now
MJ: Long story, but you are proof that NAWALT!
Malia: What is NAWALT?
MJ: Not All Women Are Like That
Malia: You know the saying “You don’t want to make a black woman angry?”
MJ: I do
Malia: Well, you have not made a black woman angry! You have made this black woman very happy!
MJ: Is that why you are throwing your gargantubutt on me?
Malia: Speak less and do stuff to me more!
Malia: Where are you? I can hear coming up the stairs, so bye you in text and hello you in real life.
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