MJ: I could see your nipples through your shirt this morning.
Malia: Oh no! That must be terrible!
MJ: Do you know what the story of today should be?
Malia: Johnson Family Happy Happy Joy Joy?
MJ: Yes, and another adult story.
Malia: Malia Worships MJ’s Manhandle?
MJ: Or some version of that. It would be a great story, and if it happens, it would become a true story.
Malia: I promise I will try to make that happen on at least some level. K?
MJ: KY Jelly!
Side note: About 2 hours have passed at this point, where the following texts are about to begin.
MJ: I, Moby Dick The Terrible will tease and taunt your Ahab of Asses until I getcha sexy sea creature.
Malia: Did you just compare my butt to a giant ocean whale?
MJ: That I did sexy creature. The comparison is accurate for several reasons.
Malia: Such as
MJ: It is big, beautiful, majestic, rare, special, wild, is worth the quest, an epic novel could be written about it, and I want to jab it with my harpoon!!!
MJ: Boom…..
Malia: Good Lord! You made a comparison picture. Whales weigh thousands of pounds. How is my butt as big as the whale?
MJ: The comparison picture is to scale. Your tail is a thing of bubble butt beauty!
Malia: Whale tail is bigger and harder to please than little skinny minnow tale.
Malia: But…..Whale tail gives the most intense and satisfying feelings of pleasure to the hunter who can capture it.
MJ: All hail Malia’s whale tail!
Malia: For whale tail to be enticed, it needs to know why it should come to the surface where the Moby Dicks are.
MJ: I shall make the mighty bubble butt whale tail cum, and when I do, I will yell- “Thar she blows!”
Malia: Thank God I have the ass that I do because I know how much you like it.
MJ: I don’t just like your ass, I love that assterpiece!
MJ: You know what the difference between Moby Dick The Terrible hunting Malia’s whale tail and Captain Ahab hunting Moby dicks whale tail?
Malia: What?
MJ: Moby Dick The Terrible wants to whisper sweet somethings in your ear while I am harpooning you. Captain Ahab just wanted to harpoon it and quit it.
Malia: Don’t you mean whisper sweet nothings in my ear while you are harpooning me?
MJ: No. I meant whispering sweet somethings. Something is better than nothing, right?
Malia: I’m already naked. Harpoon me daddy! 😉
MJ: Daddy is ready to harpoontang that tail!
MJ: Unlock the back stairs door.
Malia: K. Love you
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