MJ: Did your mom come pick up the kids yet?
Malia: Yes. I’m excited to go to the game. Hook’em Horns!
MJ: Baby, my balls are the same color as the ocean. I want to skip the game and bang the shit out if you!
Malia: Are you just saying that? I know how much you like the Longhorns.
MJ: You know how there are those making live moments and then there is getting it on hot sex moments?
Malia: Here’s how well I know you. I knew you were going to at least propose a quickie. Then I was thinking you might not want to go to the game, because we could use the time it would take to get to the game for sex, and then you could still watch the game on TV. Was I right?
MJ: Baby, you’re fucking adorable, and adorably fuckable. The game starts 7pm. I should be there by 6. That gives us 55ish minutes for sex, 2 minutes for bathroom breaks, 2 minutes to grab snacks, and a minute to get comfy on the couch.
Malia: Pee when you get here, I’ll grab the snacks now, and we’ll have sex on the couch. Now we have 5 extra minutes of sex time.
MJ: I like your style Mrs Johnson. And I want you so badly right now that if I get there and you have clothes on, I’m going to be friggin offended…..AND THEN IM GOING TO RIP THEM OFF!
Malia: Then you wont be offended.
MJ: Good! I love you!
Malia: Your favorite snacks are ready, and all I’m wearing is my birthday suit. I’m ready Daddy. All that is missing is U!
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