Malia: I am π¦
Malia: Your π needs to be in my πββ¬οΈ right meeeooow!
Malia: I want to π your π
Malia: 𦴠me!
Malia: 6οΈβ£9οΈβ£?
Malia: Put your π in my π!
Malia: The original…. ππ
Malia: I love to put my π on you!
Malia: Then you have the simple yet effective π?
Malia: When she really wants it………… π ππ me!
Malia: π me daddy!
Malia: β°οΈ 4 π«
Malia: Emoji! Emoji! Come and explode in me!
MJ: π¦Ώ
Malia: WTF is that?
Malia: I have never seen that before.
MJ: Exactly!
Malia: Is that a bionic leg?
MJ: It is. That is the you don’t know what I’m going to do emoji. I could even bring in a bionic damn leg. I don’t know what I would do with it or how it could ne used in the bedroom, but π¦Ώ boom!
Malia: So a bionic leg is a sex emoji to you?
MJ: Don’t emoji discriminate. Whether an emoji qualifies as a sex emoji or not is in the eye of the beholder.
Malia: I see.
MJ: And I be holdin you!
Malia: Yeah! Love on me daddy!
MJ: it’s all about having the right emojination!
Malia: Well I am emojining you a lot closer to me than you are right now.
MJ: π₯¨
Malia: What’s that one mean?
MJ: I’m fixin to tie you up in a sex pretzel.
MJ: πΎ
Malia: I need to teach you proper sexting. What does the purple octopus mean?
MJ: That a James Bond 007 let’s get it on Octopussy emoji.
Malia: Ok. I will take real you now.
MJ: βοΈ
Malia: I might have eventually guessed Octopussy, but a comet, no clue
MJ: That means I’m rocketing towards you, or I guess I’m Armageddon movie asteroiding towards you. Ok. I gotta go l now because I want to go get it on with you.
Malia: I love you. I really really do.
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