Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson,
Thank you for hooking up our family with VIP WWE tickets and gear. That was very nice of you. I appreciate your friendship and will be returning the favor soon my friend.
Sincerely,
Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
The following are my favorite Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson quotes from times that we have hung out together, and a collection of quote pictures. See below.
“I called to wish Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson and Miss Malia a congratulations on the birth of their future little Rock fan Christopher. Congratulations, and “The Rock” would make a great “MJ The Terrible” in The Adventures of “MJ The Terrible” movie. I may be a little bigger and a little blacker than you, but “The Rock” would add a level of ass kicking that no other actor could. Consider it. The Rock says congratulations, let’s hang out sometime and talk about how we dominate in our fields over a beer.” Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson
“Take the chance while you still have a choice, and good luck.” Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson
“Worst will come to worse. When it does keep fighting until you’re first.” Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson
“Fame is a wild thing. Fame helps dudes get laid without saying a word.” Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson
“Walk it like ya talk it!” Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson
“When the haters scream the loudest that something isn’t going to work, that’s when you know it’s going to work.” Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson
“I will never forget when you hit my hand when I tried to grab a cookie and told me to get out of your kitchen while you were cooking. Then you told me I wasn’t to be big to whoop. Then you hit me with your kitchen calendar. The world needs strong women like you to keep knuckleheads like MJ and I in line. Happy 70th birthday Mrs. J!” Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson
“Haters hating on me is a waste of time. I succeed by going around them when possible, or through them when necessary.” Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson
“Keep the squares out of your circle.” Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson
“I know you see “The Rock” out here doing big things and think you have to keep up, but I am here to tell you that no one can keep up with “The Rock.” So go ahead and rest. Your mom offered to make “The Rock” homemade chocolate chip cookies to come up there to Maryland to put you down. No one can say no to her famous chocolate chip cookies. If I don’t hear you are in bed in 5 minutes, “The Rock” will be putting you down while I enjoy your mom’s magical damn cookies!” Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson
Thanks again! We really appreciate your generosity and friendship. All of our best, Malia and MJ
