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Don’t Ever Be Against Me or Cheat On Me Ok?

Malia and Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson Face Off Photo

Malia: Don’t ever be against me ok?

Malia and Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson Face Off Photo

MJ: Why would you think I would ever be against you?

Malia: I know you would never be against me, but my emotions are crazy right now!

MJ: Is this a reassure is the cure moment?

Malia: Yes!

MJ: How can I reassure you my queen?

Malia: Don’t ever cheat on me ok?

MJ: I am crazy in love with you woman! I would never cheat on you!

Malia: What if I said you were lying and you were cheating on me?

MJ: I would say you were wrong.

Malia: I have proof you did.

MJ: Bull shit!

Malia: I do. I have a picture of you dancing with her and a picture of you feeling her up.

MJ: Well, the pictures have to be fake because the only girls I have danced with are you and our daughters and the only girl I have felt up is you!

MJ: I want the pictures so I can find out who is lying to you.

MJ: Text me the pics please.

Malia:

Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson Swimming With The Dolphins In The Bahamas at Atlantis Resort Photo #2

Malia:

Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson Swimming With The Dolphins In The Bahamas at Atlantis Resort Photo #1

MJ: Baby, you know you are insane, right?

Malia: Yeah.

Malia: Can I ask you something?

MJ: Sure

Malia: Why didn’t you pump and dump me?

MJ: I pump and dump you all the time. Are you talking about quickies?

Malia: I mean why didn’t you pump and forever dump me?

MJ: I knew you were a forever pump and dump unicorn woman>>>>Sweet, kind, caring, compassionate, pleasurable to be around, and pleasurable to be inside.

Malia: It is crazy what goes for a compliment these days. You knew I was a “forever pump and dump unicorn woman.”

Malia: You are so dumb and cute. I love you Michael David Johnson!

MJ: I am going squeeze you tighter than a grizzly bear tonight and rain down I love yous and sweet nothings until you fall asleep in my arms with a smile on your face.

Malia: I approve.

MJ: I got you always baby cakes.

Malia: 🙂

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About Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson

Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson, founder of Masters of Money LLC, is a world-famous computer hacker, marketer, entrepreneur, and adventurer. You can say what you want about me but I'm the guy that does the jobs that have to get done. "Don't settle for less than everything you want. Know when to shut up and collect the money. It's better to get paid than be right. Money doesn't buy happiness, but it can afford you the time to find happiness. Without a challenge, you can't rise to anything. Pick your battles. Push your limits. Ask for more. Demand better. Eliminate should from your life by doing. Live a life without regrets, by trying everything that interests you in the least, and don't waste time, because time is the most valuable commodity in life." Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson - Founder & Owner - Masters of Money, LLC.
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