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Did Those Mother F@cking Fish Snitch On Me?

Malia Before and After Jet Skiing in Port Aransas Texas Photo Collage

MJ: What happened in between this picture…..

Malia May Johnson Unhappy Before Going Jet Skiing In Port A Texas Photo

MJ: And this picture…..

Malia May Johnson Happy After Going Jet Skiing In Port A Texas Photo

Malia: Did those mother fucking fish snitch on me?

MJ: You’re twisted baby! I love you!

Malia: I hate the way you describe things sometimes. When I was on my period and we had sex in the shower, you said- “It looks like a murder suicide in here.” Today when you saw the remodel construction, you couldn’t just say- “Wow, a lot of remodeling is being done, and there are construction materials everywhere.” Oh no, you had to say- “It looks like Ukraine in here. When did the Russians bomb us?”

MJ: I’m sorry sweetheart. I love how you decorate. You decorate in the Saturday Night Live, “We need more cowbell” skit way when it comes to pillows. We have so many pillows in our house that it is almost hard to fall down and get hurt, because there are fiftyleven pillows to break your fall.

MJ: In other news, is my luscious misses in need of some kisses?

Malia: Yeah

MJ: I want to kiss your neck while I am going deep in you my big booty queen.

MJ: I want this…….

Malia: Come and take it!

Malia: You won’t have to try very hard! 😉

MJ: 3 minute warning Malia May I could kiss you all day Johnson!

Port A…..The Johnson Family is coming to town! – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/port-a-the-johnson-family-is-coming-to-town/

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About Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson

Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson, founder of Masters of Money LLC, is a world-famous computer hacker, marketer, entrepreneur, and adventurer. You can say what you want about me but I'm the guy that does the jobs that have to get done. "Don't settle for less than everything you want. Know when to shut up and collect the money. It's better to get paid than be right. Money doesn't buy happiness, but it can afford you the time to find happiness. Without a challenge, you can't rise to anything. Pick your battles. Push your limits. Ask for more. Demand better. Eliminate should from your life by doing. Live a life without regrets, by trying everything that interests you in the least, and don't waste time, because time is the most valuable commodity in life." Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson - Founder & Owner - Masters of Money, LLC.
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