Dear Malia’s Vagina,
These are the ways that I would describe you…..
You are the perfect symmetrical diamond shape.
You have a bonus nodge outside of you, that only you have. Your nodge is what sets you apart from all other vaginas. I love your nodge!
You have extremely inviting lips between Malia’s sexy legs
You are very well maintained.
You are soft to the touch.
You smell like my favorite snack (Cheetos).
You taste like gourmet level goodness.
You have the right amount natural lubrication.
You have the perfect warm and soothing temperature.
You have a great suck and grip factor.
You have a strong Kegel squeezeation.
You have the suction level of a Hoover vacuum cleaner.
You are pleasurable from all angles.
My penis fits perfectly in you.
When I treat you right, you do some and/or all of the following things- get wet, leak, contract, orgasm, and squirt.
Anytime I am away from you, I always want to make up for lost time when I get back to you.
After giving birth to Malia and I’s babies you go right back to being tight again. (Malia is an alien. I know it. You can tell me. I won’t tell anybody.)
Sincerelovelustfully,
MJ
P.S. Dear Malia’s P@$$y Letter – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/dear-malias-py-letter/
