Personal Life

Come and Unwrap Me Birthday Boy!

MJ: Malia Sex Kitten Dirty Bird Pretty Titties Big Booty Cutie Johnson to the bedroom please.  

Malia: Are you ready birthday boy? 

MJ: I am. 

Malia: I am almost ready. It takes a little prep time to be ready because I have to you know, since we can’t you know. 

MJ: I know. It’s all good baby. 

Malia: How excited are you?

MJ: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anQ48lIKIyE 

Malia: Your white. I’m black. We have “interracial sex” since we have different skin colors. If I had sex with you if you were the Incredible Hulk, what would it be called?

MJ: Beauty and The Beast

Malia: Touché

Malia: Don’t come in here yet. I will let you know when.

MJ: Are you gonna be ready when you’re ready?

Malia: It’s your birthday. What kind of wife would I be if I wasn’t down for dirty hot sex today? 

MJ: ROAR!!!

Malia: Keep your pants on baby 

Malia: Or take them off, but you still have to wait a minute. 

MJ: We should tell everybody to be a half hour late.

Malia: It was supposed to be a surprise. Act surprised! Why should we tell everybody to be 30 minutes late?

MJ: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ze1m4bYyJI 

Malia: I swear 1 minute warning. I bought it special for you. I have already lost some baby weight, and I am going to do you sooo good!

MJ: Happy birthday to me. Happy birthday to me. Happy birthday to me, and I can’t wait to unwrap you. 

Malia: Come and unwrap me!

The World Famous “Mother Fucker” Sex Post – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/the-world-famous-mother-fucker-sex-post/

Tagged , , , , , , , , ,

About Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson

Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson, founder of Masters of Money LLC, is a world-famous computer hacker, marketer, entrepreneur, and adventurer. You can say what you want about me but I'm the guy that does the jobs that have to get done. "Don't settle for less than everything you want. Know when to shut up and collect the money. It's better to get paid than be right. Money doesn't buy happiness, but it can afford you the time to find happiness. Without a challenge, you can't rise to anything. Pick your battles. Push your limits. Ask for more. Demand better. Eliminate should from your life by doing. Live a life without regrets, by trying everything that interests you in the least, and don't waste time, because time is the most valuable commodity in life." Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson - Founder & Owner - Masters of Money, LLC.
View all posts by Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson →

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *