MJ: My balls are gonna look like this here by the time we can have sex again……
Malia: You had surgery and need time to recover. Doctor’s orders. On May 20th we will address and cure your blue balls issue. I promise!
MJ: It’s not just my blue balls that I am worried about. I am worried about your thyroid levels.
Malia: Why?
MJ: Because you don’t want to have messed up thyroid levels.
Malia: Why not?
MJ: Because thyroid levels are very important levels.
Malia: Do you want me to swallow your semen 4 times a week?
MJ: It is doctor recommended.
Malia: What doctor recommended it?
MJ: Some doctor recommended it to the Barker dude and Kardashian girl.
Malia: On May 20th we will fix your blue balls and my nonexistent thyroid issues.
MJ: I know this, by May 20th my balls are going to be boiling! All that jizz will be going all over and up in you!
Malia: How romantic!
MJ: If I die before then, I want you to know that I will miss your tight Cheetos smelling vagina and bubble butt masterpiece.
Malia: You are not going to die because I am making you rest.
MJ: I am not talking about dying from head related problems. I am talking about dying from my balls exploding!
Malia: Dr. Frincke ordered this. She would not tell you to wait a month before having sex if your balls were going to explode.
MJ: This sexy creature right here is irresistible…
MJ: Because it is impossible to look at you and not want you, I got you something to wear until we can have sex again. The outfit provides maximum skin coverage, so I don’t get horny, and my balls explode.
Malia: You did? Is it big baggie clothes?
MJ: Boom……
Malia: I am surprised you are letting me expose so much skin.
MJ: You’re right! This would be more appropriate…….
Malia: I would wear it for you, but I know you are only teasing. You can make it 14 days.
MJ: If you are on your period on May 20th, I will know that the universe hates me.
Malia: May 20th I am draining your nuts!
MJ: There could be a lot to drain. Balls load up new jizz daily.
Malia: What if you have a migraine that day?
MJ: That would also be a sign that the universe hates me.
Malia: Lord willing, as long as you don’t have a headache, I will drain your balls no matter how filled up they are! I will use any and all means necessary to get it all out! If I am on my period, I have other ways to drain your balls! YOUR BALLS WILL BE DRAINED ON MAY 20TH!
MJ: I just found out balls can get so blue they can turn purple.
Malia: Oh my God! I don’t care what color your balls get to on the color spectrum, they will be emptied!
MJ: Niagara Balls Falls
Malia: Yes! Cum will be everywhere! It will look like a f@cking Ghostbusters movie slime everywhere scene! Good Lord!
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