“Slam Poetry” is for everyone, but “Deep Poetry Feeling Shit”, it’s like our own customized version of it.
In other words- Slam Poetry, I don’t knowetry. Deep Poetry Feeling Shit, that I get.
Now on to your boobs…..
As it turns out, you are not just a pretty face. You also have awesome boobs.
Your boobs always put me in a good mood.
Your boobs make the best pillows.
Your boobs are a thermometer. When it is cold, they get hard.
Your boobs look amazing when you are wearing clothes or when you are naked.
Your boobs feel even more amazing than they look.
Your boobs taste even more amazing than they feel.
Your left boob weighs slightly more than your right boob.
Your boobs were meant to be sexy because you have 69 Montgomery Tubercles, aka little bumps around your nipples. How sexy perfect is that?
Your boobs enter a room before the rest of you does.
Your boobs bounce and they move and they jiggle, and sometimes when they do, you giggle.
Your boobs move in all different directions, and they always give me an erection, not to mention, they match your beautiful cinnamon completion.
One of the reasons I love to hug you, is because your boobs press up against me.
When you are pregnant, your boobs are D’s. When you are not, they are the perfect C’s.
Your boobs inspired the song- “Tittie bonga. Tittie bonga. If it ain’t right, it ain’t wronga. Tittie bonga.”
And I could never forget- “Nipples are the clitorises of the upper body Michael David Johnson!” I love to show your boobs the love they deserve, thank you for letting me be your love slave perv, even when I get on your last nerve.
From your long flowing hair to the face of an angel, to the most beautiful big brown eyes I have ever seen to the lips that I love to kiss, to a smile that lights up my world, to the smoothest skin I have ever felt, to an ass that won’t quit, to the perkiest boobs imaginable, to the sexist set of legs, that lead to the pleasure promise land. All of it is you, and you are who I love.
My favorite part of you is right behind your left boob. You have the most giving, loving, passionate and compassionate heart.
I can hear your heartbeat when I rest my head on your chest. Malia May Johnson, you are the best.
The bottom line is, I love your boobs, and I love who they are attached to.
All of my love,
Michael David Johnson
MJ, I wrote this “Deep Poetry Feeling Shit” for you….. https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/mj-i-wrote-this-deep-poetry-feeling-shit-for-you/
