Michael David Johnson, aka MJ, aka “MJ The Terrible”, aka White Mike Johnson, aka Baby, aka Daddy, aka My Other Half, this is my newest “Deep Poetry Feeling Shit”/Slam Poetry/Free Form Poetry that I wrote for you, that was inspired by you, that is dedicated to you! I call it “You Are Just That Guy!”
You Are Just That Guy! by Malia May Johnson
Why are you the only person to ever be awarded the Distinguished Intelligence Cross for Cyberwarfare? You are just that guy!
Why did you show up to my charity board meeting after I told you not to, to protect me from the evil African War Lord who was trying to bully me into approving the energy company proposal? You are just that guy!
Why did you win the father of the year award two years in a row at Bethesda Country Club? You are just that guy!
Why is American Cyber University building a statue of you? You are just that guy!
Why were you able to sleep through a freakin plane crash? You are just that guy!
Why is Hollywood making a movie about your life? You are just that guy!
Why did you run and make a diving save to prevent our son Cash from falling down the stairs? You are just that guy!
Why did the FBI land a helicopter in our backyard at 3 AM because there was a national security emergency? You are just that guy!
Why could this “You Are Just That Guy!” list go on and on? You are just that guy!
Why will I always love you, support you, have and raise your children, give you sex anytime you want it, be the best help mate I can possibly be, and be your ride or die forever? You are just that guy!
All of me and everything I have to give,
Malia, The Butt, Taint Right, Tittie Bonga, Famunda Cheese, Puthy Juicy, Prada Princess, Gucci Girl, Wifey, Baby Mama, Happy Cry, Baby Cakes, Johnson
Me “Deep Poetry Feeling Shit” by Malia May Johnson – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/me-deep-poetry-feeling-shit-by-malia-may-johnson/
