Malia May Johnsonburger…… You are the good kinds of “ous” my love. GorgeousGraciousVoluptuousCurvaceousGlamorousPreciousBodaciousRebelliousLusciousHumungous (Your butt)PrestigiousProsperousRambunctiousSensuousGenerousFabulousMomentousRigorousRapturousMonstrous (Your butt)RaucousRidiculousInfectiousReligiousVenturousRightousGluteous (Your butt)JoyousGluttonousMiraculousCourageousBounteous (Your butt)GloriousMeticulousHumorousBoisterousTremendousThunderousSavorousVeraciousScrumptiousUnpretentious (and Pretentious)TenaciousSpontaneousStupendousSumptuousSpacious (Your butt)CourteousYummyliciousHilariousWondrousCautiousLickilisciousMiraculousMountainous (Your butt)KissilisciousTremendousIndustriousGaseous (Your butt……after pizza)SeriousSalaciousIngeniousTastyliciousBootyliciousEnormous (Your butt)NutritiousDeliciousSuckilisciousAdventurousHarmonious (99.9999999% of the time)VictoriousVigorousVirtuousVivaciousVoluminous Thank you for being the Maria von Trapp and June Clever combined woman, wife and mother of my dreams. You are Proverbs 31 all…
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You Are Just That Guy! “Deep Poetry Feeling Shit” by Malia May Johnson
Michael David Johnson, aka MJ, aka “MJ The Terrible”, aka White Mike Johnson, aka Baby, aka Daddy, aka My Other Half, this is my newest “Deep Poetry Feeling Shit”/Slam Poetry/Free Form Poetry that I wrote for you, that was inspired by you, that is dedicated to you! I call it “You Are Just That Guy!” You Are Just That Guy!…
Operation Guaranteed Pregnancy
I found this email MJ sent me in December 2016. I thought it was funny, sexy, and cute, so I decided to share it. Future Mommy Malia, Since we are in get pregnant mode, I decided to put together a plan. I’m calling the plan- “Operation Guaranteed Pregnancy”, to ensure that we get pregnant. Here is the plan. My penis…


