Malia: I did good baby! Real good!
MJ: Good. What did you do?
Malia: I married a top 1% man.
MJ: I try. I love you more than words can express.
Malia: And you are the Six Sixes. It’s like a dream guy stats situation.
Malia: The Six Sixes
1. A six-figure salary
2. At least six feet tall
3. At least 600 horsepower in his car
4. A six-pack abdomen
5. At least six months since last relationship
6. At least six inches below the belt
MJ: What about the 7th Six?
Malia: There is no 7th Six but let’s hear the cute absurdity that you are about to lay on me…….
MJ: The 7th Six is At least six cute babies made with the love of his life.
Malia: Yah! We did that together. I love being a stay at home mom. You have a happy as f@$k wife on your hands Mr. Johnson.
Malia: You also have the 5 C’s
1. Cash
2. Car
3. Credit card
4. Condominium
5. Country club membership
MJ: This one is easy to tee up for an extra C. Can you guess the 6th C?
Malia: Is it your down there? Your cock?
MJ: Bingo! Quickie?
Malia: You know if I don’t get my to do list done, I’m gonna be a bitch/bitchy later.
MJ: I’m confused.
Malia: Can you make it a fast quickie please?
MJ: Fuck yeah I can. Watch this. I am about to do a hit and run quickie.
MJ: ASSUME THE POSITION SEXY WOMAN!
Malia: Assumed…….
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