Malia: Baby, I need a tool that I can’t find in the tool box.
MJ: I don’t even know where the tool box is. Can Mr. Pete help you until I finish working on something?
Malia: This tool isn’t in the tool box, and Mr Pete’s tool isn’t the one I need!
MJ: What kind of tool do you need? I can have Meredith go pick one up.
Malia: She wont be able to go get this tool. At least she better not be able to!
MJ: Stop messing with me! What do you need my love?
Malia: The tool I need is attached to your body, and it curves a little bit to the left.
MJ: Ha! Ha! Are you still ovulating?
Malia: Well if I’m not, we’re pretendulating I am.
MJ: Pretendulating? Is that word in the Dictionary?
Malia: It is in Malia’s MJ Better Get His Butt Up Here And Put A Baby In Me Right Now Dictionary.
MJ: I will be up in about 30 minutes.
Malia: This is going to sound crazy, but can you come up here right now please?
MJ: What difference is 30 minutes going to make?
Malia: I just have this feeling. Please!
MJ: You have me wrapped around your finger. You know that don’t you?
Malia: That’s not a bad position for you to be in, especially when my legs are wrapped around your body.
MJ: Yesterday we did it 4 times.
Malia: Looks like we have some work to do today, to improve on yesterday’s number then.
MJ: 5 times? You’re going to kill me!
Malia: At least you will die happy!
MJ: I’m almost there.
Malia: Drill baby drill!
MJ: Isn’t that an oil quote?
Malia: Not today!
“Custom Built Vagina” by Malia May Johnson – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/custom-built-vagina-by-malia-may-johnson/
