MJ: We got done early babe. I only have a couple things left to do and then I’m headed your way.
Malia: Yay! Someone is here to meet you when you get home. When you get here you can take us to the hospital.
MJ: Are you ok? Are the kids ok? Is there an emergency? Why isn’t Brittany or somebody taking you to the hospital?
Malia: I have never been better! Everyone is great! I wanted to wait for you to take us to the hospital.
MJ: I will be out of the SCIF soon and I can call you. Mr. Pete is going to punch it.
Malia: You don’t have to rush. Please come straight here but you don’t have to rush.
MJ: This isn’t making any sense. How can you never be better, the kids are ok, but you want to go to the hospital? Wtf sweetheart?
Malia: A surprise visitor came today. After you meet her, you can take us to the hospital.
MJ: What surprise visitor came today? Why do you want me to meet her before I take you to the hospital? I am so fucking confused.
Malia: Well, her name is Isabella and I wanted her to meet her daddy before she meets strangers at the hospital.
MJ: Isabella was born already? Or do you mean your water broke?
Malia: My water broke and Isabella was born.
MJ: Oh my God! Why didn’t you or someone let me know? Is Isabella ok? 10 fingers 10 toes and everything?
Malia: There wasn’t any time. My water broke and she came out not too long after that. Isabella is happy and healthy. I already breast fed her.
MJ: Thank God! Who delivered her, Brittany?
Malia: I did.
MJ: You had the baby and delivered the baby?
Malia: Un huh
MJ: I am afraid to tell you what I am thinking at the moment.
Malia: Let me guess. You are thinking……..That is some alien shit. I knew she was an alien!
MJ: I was thinking 2 things. 1. I was thinking about how amazing you are. 2. I was thinking that is some alien shit. I knew she was an alien!
MJ: I just got word they are on the way to sign me out. I will be otw shortly.
Malia: Isabella can’t wait to meet her daddy!
MJ: I can’t wait to meet her. Daddies on the way Isabella!!
Malia: There is some bad news. The bad news indulges your alien theory kind of.
MJ: Did you grow a tail?
Malia: Baby fluid goop went everywhere. We might need a new bed.
MJ: As long as you and Izzy are good, all is well.
Malia: Awww! You called her Izzy! Love it!
MJ: We don’t have a middle name for her yet.
Malia: Jeanne
MJ: After my mom?
Malia: Yeah. What do you think?
MJ: I think I love you more than ever!
Malia: Good because you’re stuck with me forever.
MJ: I wouldn’t exactly call that stuck. Maybe a happy stuck. My mom is going to love that!
Malia: She’s here babysitting and playing with the kids. I asked her if that was okay with her. She cried and said yes.
MJ: I am so happy! You are the best wife woman mother this world has ever seen! I am going to kiss you and little Isabella a bunch and hold her.
Malia: And then take us to the hospital?
MJ: And then take you to the hospital. Leaving now! I can’t put into words the joy and happiness you bring to my life baby cakes!
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