Malia: I haven’t heard from you yet today. Are we having afternoon mommy daddy playtime? Is mommy getting some? Mommy needs some!
Malia: Sex relieves stress.
Malia: Sex improves mood.
Malia: Sex is fun.
Malia: Sex increases energy.
Malia: Sex fuels creativity.
Malia: Sex improves relationships.
Malia: Sex is powerful. We should have some today dontcha think?
MJ: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-Rqdgna3Yw&list=WL&index=7
Malia: Michael David Johnson! I love you so much! A normal husband would respond to text messages offering sex with either a yes or a no. But not my husband. My husband responds by texting me the Mexican Hat Dance song and a picture of my leg.
Malia: I have no idea why you sent me a link to the Mexican Hat Dance song and my leg, but it still put a smile on my face because I know you. I know you are weird loving like that.
Malia: Hello!!
MJ: Ok. Now I’m ready. The Mexican Hat Dance represents Mexico, and your legs represent the southern border.
Malia: Well, you are in luck because my legs are as wide open as our southern border.
MJ: Viva Your Booty!!!
Malia: When are you gonna viva my booty? Viva my booty now?
MJ: AS SOON AS I HIT SEND ON THIS TEXT I’M MAKING A RUN FOR YOUR BIG SCRUMPTIOUS CINNAMON SKIN SOUTHERN BORDER BOOTY!
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