Malia: How are you liking your new Cyber Truck?
MJ: It’s good
Malia: But…….
MJ: I don’t want to say anything negative about it because Elon gave it to me for free and rolled out the red carpet for me when I toured the factory down in Austin.
Malia: Feedback isn’t a bad thing. I know you like it a lot overall. You told me you did. Maybe whatever you don’t like about it, Tesla can add it to the next generation of the Cyber Truck?
MJ: I doubt it.
Malia: What is that you don’t like about it?
MJ: There is only one thing missing from it. Other than the one thing, I love my Cyber Truck.
Malia: What is the one thing? Tell me!
MJ: I’m old school, but my Cyber Truck is a beast! It should sound like a beast!
Malia: So, if your Cyber Truck sounded like this it would be perfect?
MJ: Yes! Loud and proud shaking windows and shit!
Malia: So, you want it to sound toxically masculine and it will be perfect?
MJ: Exactly!
Malia: You are such a man! I love you!
MJ: I love you too.
Malia: Are you going to be home for dinner? Your mom is making your favorite, your Aunt Jean’s Potato Chip Bake.
MJ: I may not make 6 o’clock on the dot, but I should be close.
Malia: Okay. That will work. I love you and bye!
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