Malia: Alright baby, it’s that time of the month again.
MJ: That’s okay baby. It’s all good. I hope aunt flow isn’t too rough this month.
Malia: Not that time of the month. It’s time for a relationship quiz.
MJ: I love you. I would never cheat on you. You look beautiful and skinny. You’re an awesome wife and a great mom.
Malia: Baby! Those are always that right answers, but I have a few more this month.
MJ: Baby, I love you more than anything I couldn’t live without you. You are the love of my life, my best friend, my business partner, the mother of my children. Honest answers!
Malia: I know baby, I’m just being a girly girl. OK?
MJ: Let’s do it girly girl.
Malia: If I lost my legs, you would____________. Fill in the blank.
MJ: “be your legs baby.” You are you, and I want you, whatever parts there are to love.
Malia: That is better than the answer in the magazine. I have no doubt you would baby. Question #2. If your wife/gf is a jealous psycho with a bit of crazy in her, which is exactly what I am, do you view it as a positive or a negative?
MJ: Definitely a positive.
Malia: Really? Explain.
MJ: Well, my life has been so insane that I don’t think a plain Jane would have been able to handle all of it. I love that you are so loving and protective and watch out for me and everything.
Malia: Awww! Baby! I love your answers and I love you.
MJ: I love you too!
Malia: Question 3. One word that describes your last ex.
MJ: Lesson
Malia: Question #4. Do you hate me because I can be a bitch sometimes?
MJ: No.
Malia: Explain.
MJ: I guess I just figure something must really be bothering you when you’re not being yourself, and more than anything I want to fix whatever is causing it. Most of the time you are amazing. We lose it a bit sometimes. I love you more than your crazy can crazy.
Malia: I know someone that is getting laid tonight.
MJ: Who?
Malia: YOU!
MJ: I know babe. I figured you were liking my answers. I could tell.
Malia: That last question was all me. I just wanted to ask you.
MJ: I don’t care what the questions are. I love you. I really love you, and I will do anything to make us work and keep our family together.
Malia: Yay! Me 2! Ready for the next question?
MJ: Go for it sexy mamma!
Malia: If your girlfriend was wet and horny, how fast could you get upstairs to satisfy her?
MJ: Fast as fuck!
Malia: Gotcha!
MJ: What?
Malia: I said girlfriend, not wife.
MJ: How did you get me?
Malia: Because I’m your wife! Not your girlfriend!
MJ: The question didn’t have a time on it. You used to be my girlfriend, before you were my fiancée, and before you were my wife. No matter what title you were or are, the only girl I want to satisfy is Y….O…U!!!
Malia: The next question. If your wife needed to be inseminated right now, would you do it?
MJ: Fucking right I would!!!!
Malia: Last question. How fast can you get upstairs?
MJ: 3, 2,1, GO!!!!!!!!!!!
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