Malia: Do you know what I am?
MJ: An MK Ultra sex kitten
Malia: Guess again
MJ: A shapeshifting sex alien?
Malia: Nope. Guess again.
MJ: A fembot?
Malia: Nope. Guess again. It has to do with love.
MJ: A love machine?
Malia: Oh my God baby! What can our love create?
MJ: Family? Happiness?
Malia: You are red hot with the family answer. Think bigger family.
MJ: I thought we were going to do a test tonight? Did you jump the gun?
Malia: I couldn’t wait, so I found a loophole on the let’s do a test tonight plan.
MJ: Was the loophole that we can do a test tonight, but you could do a test earlier than tonight if you want to?
Malia: Yeah. Are you mad at me?
MJ: Not at all. You don’t think I know you by now?
Malia: Did you think I was going to do a test earlier in the day so that we could just celebrate tonight if I was and not talk about it if I wasn’t?
MJ: Yep. And you said you felt pregnant. And you told me your period was late. And I have noticed that you have started doing belly karate.
Malia: You were right. Is belly karate protecting my belly from being bumped or run into, etc.?
MJ: Yes. What are you feeling? Boy? Girl? Twins? Sextuplets?
Malia: I don’t know. The last time I knew it was a boy. Christopher was a little Incredible Hulk. I don’t have an exact feeling about gender yet. I am thinking a girl, but I am not sure.
Malia: If it is a girl what do you want to name her?
MJ: Definitely not any name on the top stripper names list.
Malia: You mean you don’t want to name her Candy or Florida?
MJ: No offense to the Candy’s and Florida’s of the world, but no the fuck I don’t.
Malia: Good. Neither do I. For real though, do you have any names in mind?
MJ: We have done a lot of honoring the Johnson side of our family with names. Do you want to honor the Dupont side of the family this time?
Malia: I don’t know. I have to think about it. The main Dupont women names are Victorine, Alice, Amy, Esther, Ethel, Jane, Louise, Natalie, Marian, Evelyn, and Zara.
Malia: And Ruth
MJ: I love how you let me think I am the one who picks the names while you secretly already have a name picked out that you will slowly lead me towards picking. When I finally say the right name that you already picked out, you will say- “I love that name. Let’s name her that.”
Malia: What, you think I am just this control freak who would something like that?
MJ: I do, but I love the way you are. You are just like my mom in that way. She realized that if she was an awesome wife and mom, my dad would never say a word about how she ran the house.
Malia: How dare you call me out like that!
MJ: But……
Malia: But the name Isabella seems so perfect doesn’t it? I let you go out there and conquer the world and do whatever you do outside the home. Why wouldn’t you let me do whatever I want to inside the home?
MJ: I like it. How did you arrive at the name Isabella?
Malia: You know how I love the name Elizabeth?
MJ: Yeah
Malia: Isabella is the Italian and Spanish version of Elizabeth.
MJ: Gotcha.
Malia: I also like the name Elena. Isabella is my favorite though. What are your thoughts on the name Elena?
MJ: My only thought on the name Elena is that’s Zorro’s wife’s name.
Malia: The name Elena has now been eliminated from the competition. What are your thoughts on the name Isabella?
MJ: I have only one thought on the name Isabella. Our next-door neighbors in Ohio after that girl Meredith and her family moved out was Bob and Susan. They had a daughter named Isabella.
Malia: The owner of the chicken house you worked at in high school and college?
MJ: That’s the one. I learned a lot from him. He was old school, tough but fair.
Malia: You didn’t date that Isabella or anything right?
MJ: I was like 18 when she was born. She was probably 5 years old when I moved to Texas. I do hope she is doing well and is happy. I wish that for their whole family. Good people.
Malia: I can live with that. Maybe I will get to meet them sometime.
MJ: I hope so too. An Ohio trip is in order at some point.
MJ: Are ready for the ah ha good choice moment?
Malia: Sure. Lay it on me.
MJ: I was thinking about names if we have a girl. What do you think about the name Isabella?
Malia: Oh my God! I love it! Where did you come up with that name?
MJ: You know how I love the name Elizabeth? And I love our daughter Elizabeth obviously.
Malia: Uh huh.
MJ: Well, I found out that Isabella is the Italian and Spanish version of the name Elizabeth.
Malia: Wow! I feel like you are reading my mind with the name Isabella. Good job baby.
MJ: Thank you. I do my best. I need to run. Sex at 3:00?
Malia: Can you make it 3:30 or has to be 3?
MJ: I have from 3 until 3:45. I can do 3:30 but we’re talking a wham bam thank you ma’am and skedaddle.
Malia: I want the good stuff. I will make 3 work. Mr. Johnson, you can come drop your Johnson off at 3. XOXO!!
MJ: 🙂
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