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The Day My Pregnant Wife and I Got Jumped At The Pool

Michael MJ The Terrible Johnson Jumped at the Pool Collage

Its over now, and Malia and I safe, but today got completely out of hand for sure.

A day in the life…….

MJ: FYI- There are some college frat boy types that could be trouble. We are ready to go upstairs, because our food will be here any minute now. I doubt they would punch Malia’s belly or something like that, but I don’t want her to slip and fall if these dip shits try to prank us or something. You know if anything happens and I’m around, people always try to blame it on me. I don’t want any trouble here. If Malia wasn’t here, I probably would just try to walk by them and if something happened, well…..

Dubs: Turn on your two way with voice record and dont move! How many and distance between you and them?

MJ: Done. 6. All about my size or bigger. 20-25 feet.

Dubs: Marcus, Emil and I are on the way. No matter what, don’t move unless I say so.

MJ: I heard the one guy call me a punk to his friends. Can I?

Dubs: No! I told you what to do. If you so much as throw a shadow punch at one of those guys, it could effect your custody arrangement. Don’t move and I better not hear a word come out of your mouth. Eta 30 sec

Malia: Will you please come hold me baby? I’m scared. I need you.

MJ: Today still bothering you?

Malia: Yes. That asshole tried to claw me and he scratched my babies.

MJ: Your belly. He scratched your belly. Cash and Elizabeth are fine. I know it was scary though baby. I am on the way now. I’m just going to turn the lights off here.

MJ: I want you to know you were beautiful today at the pool, and showed a lot of courage through the danger my love.

Malia: I was so scared. You were covered in blood. I thought they were going to kill you and my babys.

MJ: Baby, I am on the way. Let’s not write about this anymore tonight.

Malia: That is your blood! Look at it! If you weren’t laying on top of me our babies would be in there. I am so upset right now. I hate myself for being so stupid.

MJ: Stop! The one time you tell her not to come with you, something happens. It was just horrible luck. I love you. Walking in the front door now.

Dubs: Please don’t write anymore about this for now guys. We have already beefed up your detail. MJ, you know what the situation is with you, but Malia now has one on and one off guard 24/7.

We did everything we could. You proved your valor today Michael. If you change your mind about going to get checked out, let me know. I will take you.

Dubs: How are you guys? Can we do anything for you?

MJ: Malia just cried herself to sleep. I have never heard her cry like that, and we have been through some real shit.

Dubs: I’m sorry MJ. Have you washed the blood off yet? How is your face?

MJ: Yes. Here is my face.

Dubs: Better than I thought.

Dubs: Malia, is MJ ok? I haven’t heard from him today.

Malia: He hasn’t moved. He is breathing. He gets up to pee, but then lays right back in the same spot.

Dubs: He took a beating yesterday to protect you and Elizabeth and Cash.

Malia: Look at this bruise. He has several just like this one.

Dubs: Will he be ready for CJ tomorrow?

Malia: He will find a way.

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About Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson

Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson, founder of Masters of Money LLC, is a world-famous computer hacker, marketer, entrepreneur, and adventurer. You can say what you want about me but I'm the guy that does the jobs that have to get done. "Don't settle for less than everything you want. Know when to shut up and collect the money. It's better to get paid than be right. Money doesn't buy happiness, but it can afford you the time to find happiness. Without a challenge, you can't rise to anything. Pick your battles. Push your limits. Ask for more. Demand better. Eliminate should from your life by doing. Live a life without regrets, by trying everything that interests you in the least, and don't waste time, because time is the most valuable commodity in life." Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson - Founder & Owner - Masters of Money, LLC.
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