Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “You are mother fuckin incredible! Add Nemours de DuPont to the quickied list.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I am glad we went on a surprise road trip, and I got to bust a nut…
Michael David Johnson, How dare you date me! How dare you fall in love with me! How dare you travel with me! How dare you marry me! How dare you have children with me! How dare you raise a family with me! How dare you protect our family! How dare you provide for our family! How dare you love me…
MJ: Guess what? Malia: You are the father of our kids, and you know that for sure now? MJ: Yes! Malia: This is why I forced the tests. When we watched that documentary about paternity fraud, I could tell it bothered you. I don’t think you doubted me, but I wanted to put you at ease just in case. That…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 62 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “You are a black belt at dicking this black woman baby. You’re like Prince Charming but with a Dark Knight Batman twist. It’s a good combo.” Malia May Johnson “I am going to consider it sexual harassment if you don’t sexually harass me today.” Malia…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “You wanna do love and affection in your butt day on Saturday?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Blow jobs are better than apologies. Why? Because actions are better than words.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 61 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I am naked in our bedroom to ready to express myself sexually if you would like to join me.” Malia May Johnson “Let’s go ya big dick American hero stud.” Malia May Johnson “That’s your dick in my box.” Malia May Johnson “If you hurry…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Why you didn’t pull your out of this galaxy butt out of your pants yet? Makes no sense at all.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “All I have to say is orgasms cure depressed moods.”…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 60 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Filthy mind playtime! ” Malia May Johnson “Jizz me a river. Oh. Jizz me a river. Jizz me. Jizz me. Jizz me a river.” Malia May Johnson “I am so preggo exhausted. I want to suck your dick and I want to lay down. Both…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “You got your booty free from God. Most women have to pay a fortune for a booty like yours.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “You can be pretty persuasive when you want to be. You…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 59 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Peace, quiet, freedom, love, support, and sex. That is what I do for you Michael David Johnson. Why? Because I mother fuckin love the shit out of you.” Malia May Johnson “You have hounded me and blocked me from doing anything else. You have literally…