Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “You are mother fuckin incredible! Add Nemours de DuPont to the quickied list.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I am glad we went on a surprise road trip, and I got to bust a nut…
Michael David Johnson, How dare you date me! How dare you fall in love with me! How dare you travel with me! How dare you marry me! How dare you have children with me! How dare you raise a family with me! How dare you protect our family! How dare you provide for our family! How dare you love me…
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My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 164 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Okay, more hug.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “Daddy. Daddy. Daaaaaaaddy. Daaaaaaaaaddddddddy. Daaaaaaaaaaaaddddddddddyyyy. Dddddddaàaaaaaaaaddddddddddyyyy.” Michael Christian Johnson “I was a community organizer. I was a GOAT community organizer. Don’t talk smack about community organizers.” Former President Barack Obama “Everything has an upside. Narrative has power most…
MJ: Guess what? Malia: You are the father of our kids, and you know that for sure now? MJ: Yes! Malia: This is why I forced the tests. When we watched that documentary about paternity fraud, I could tell it bothered you. I don’t think you doubted me, but I wanted to put you at ease just in case. That…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 62 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “You are a black belt at dicking this black woman baby. You’re like Prince Charming but with a Dark Knight Batman twist. It’s a good combo.” Malia May Johnson “I am going to consider it sexual harassment if you don’t sexually harass me today.” Malia…
Malia: I have a question for you. Please treat the question seriously. Ok? MJ: Ok Malia: What if I asked you to marry me? MJ: What about me asking you to remarry me? You know I am planning to ask you again and then get married on our 10 year wedding anniversary. Malia: Understood. Not wanting to change that. My…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 163 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I fight for unity, justice and peace.” Governor Gavin Newsome “Artificial intelligence can make fake look real enough to be believed. The benefits and risks are extraordinary. The safeguards need to be just as extraordinary.” Elon Musk “Can you apply the same logic to…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “You wanna do love and affection in your butt day on Saturday?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Blow jobs are better than apologies. Why? Because actions are better than words.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 61 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I am naked in our bedroom to ready to express myself sexually if you would like to join me.” Malia May Johnson “Let’s go ya big dick American hero stud.” Malia May Johnson “That’s your dick in my box.” Malia May Johnson “If you hurry…