Malia: The bad news is all the good men are taken. Malia: The good news is I took one of them. Malia: According to the Real Alex Clark show my man should want sex daily. MJ: Good news! He does! Malia: I don’t want to be the reason my man doesn’t get sex daily. Sooooooo……. Malia: I want to give…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 58 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “That was so much fun! Fingering is a lost art. I’m glad you brought it back.” Malia May Johnson “Your sexual happiness is my responsibility, and I do not take that responsibility lightly. Now get your pants off.” Malia May Johnson “Well, I don’t want…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 158 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Weigh the who, what, where, when, why, how, the risks and rewards, and the pros and cons. Then make your decision.” Former President Barack Obama “I live my life based on the best concept. I spend my time with who treats me best and…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Baby where you at? I wanna inya time while we’re watching Aqua Man destroy Rome in the Fast X movie.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Victoria’s Secret is for the masses. I want Malia’s Secret.…
MJ: Let’s see if you can take a hint>>>>> MJ: The following words contain clues to what is on my mind>>>>> MJ: Asspirin MJ: Assimilation MJ: Asspartame MJ: Asstonia MJ: Assteroid MJ: Asstonishment MJ: Asstrophysics MJ: Asspen MJ: Assist MJ: Assurance MJ: Assertiveness MJ: Assortment MJ: Asstralia MJ: Ass Gas or Cash MJ: Ass MJ: Ass MJ: Ass Malia: Titties!…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 157 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “You don’t know the value of freedom until you don’t have it. Never take freedom for granted. Freedom isn’t free. It comes at a cost, a high cost.” Former President George W. Bush “Just keep doing you and let the haters be mad, because…
Malia: I haven’t heard from you yet today. Are we having afternoon mommy daddy playtime? Is mommy getting some? Mommy needs some! Malia: Sex relieves stress. Malia: Sex improves mood. Malia: Sex is fun. Malia: Sex increases energy. Malia: Sex fuels creativity. Malia: Sex improves relationships. Malia: Sex is powerful. We should have some today dontcha think? MJ: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-Rqdgna3Yw&list=WL&index=7 Malia: Michael…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 156 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Everything is about family, money, sex and religion. Everything! Think about it.” Elon Musk “Don’t vote for an 80. Vote for a lady.” Former First Lady Michelle Obama “I don’t live my life to not piss people off. If me living my life pisses…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Let the 2024 nookie begin.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Keep on badussying in the new year.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “The way I understood it was you did your hair with bangs because…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 57 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Well why don’t you plough my butt hole then?” Malia May Johnson “Yah, I am asslighting you.” Malia May Johnson “If you didn’t lose that lovin feelin, wanna cuddle up and stuff for a while?” Malia May Johnson “K. Rub and tug special in 5.”…