Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Keep it movin with your sexy caramel butter pecan ass.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “The hype gets me excited because I know you can back that thing up.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “My…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 166 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “In a lose lose, don’t play. Better not to gain than lose.” Pier Berlusconi “In short, we’re going to kick ass.” Elon Musk “So, I think you can see why they are dumb as fuck, and I am right.” Sam Altman “I believe we…
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My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 165 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da (Burp).” Christopher Alexander Johnson “Daddy, am I pensive(expensive) like mommy? Did you know 20 times 20 is 400?” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “Are we there yet?” (Said 50 times or more on our road trip) The Johnson…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “You are mother fuckin incredible! Add Nemours de DuPont to the quickied list.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I am glad we went on a surprise road trip, and I got to bust a nut…
Michael David Johnson, How dare you date me! How dare you fall in love with me! How dare you travel with me! How dare you marry me! How dare you have children with me! How dare you raise a family with me! How dare you protect our family! How dare you provide for our family! How dare you love me…
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My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 164 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Okay, more hug.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “Daddy. Daddy. Daaaaaaaddy. Daaaaaaaaaddddddddy. Daaaaaaaaaaaaddddddddddyyyy. Dddddddaàaaaaaaaaddddddddddyyyy.” Michael Christian Johnson “I was a community organizer. I was a GOAT community organizer. Don’t talk smack about community organizers.” Former President Barack Obama “Everything has an upside. Narrative has power most…
MJ: Guess what? Malia: You are the father of our kids, and you know that for sure now? MJ: Yes! Malia: This is why I forced the tests. When we watched that documentary about paternity fraud, I could tell it bothered you. I don’t think you doubted me, but I wanted to put you at ease just in case. That…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 62 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “You are a black belt at dicking this black woman baby. You’re like Prince Charming but with a Dark Knight Batman twist. It’s a good combo.” Malia May Johnson “I am going to consider it sexual harassment if you don’t sexually harass me today.” Malia…