Malia: Do you like it baby? I made it for you, with a little help from BABB. Exactly 2 years ago today, on December 22nd, 2015, you got out of bed for the first time since February 14th, 2015. I love you so much Michael David Johnson! MJ: I love it baby. I remember getting up and immediately collapsing on…
Tag: Malia and Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
This Is Why I Love My Husband
Malia: This is why I love my husband. Principal over profits, which will probably lead to more profits, because of his principles. That was a tongue twister, but read this. It will make sense. Note: All of MJ’s calls are recorded due to the legal craziness of his life. This is a call transcription from earlier today. “Is this “MJ…
Hospital MJ and Animal MJ
Malia: I miss my half dead MJ sometimes. I miss being able to love on you whenever I wanted to. MJ: I’m down for a little role play reenactment. Malia: You will only play it for about 5 seconds before you wake up and grab my boobs. MJ: I hated being in the hospital. It’s hard to think about it. …
Masters of Money LLC Believer YouTube Channel Promotional Video
Masters of Money LLC Believer YouTube Channel Promotional Video Link – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/08/Masters-of-Money-LLC-Believer-YouTube-Channel-Promotional-Video.mp4 About Masters of Money, LLC. Masters of Money, LLC., was founded by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson, to create and sell how to information, to people looking for ways to make and save money. The goal of Masters of Money: Provide the tools, resources, and strategies, to help anyone…
Sleeping Beauty On A Train
MJ: I love you too “Sleeping on The Train Today Beauty.” I loved every minute of today, from waking up next to Liz, to the train ride, to your food falling on the floor, right after you said how hungry you were, to cleaning up my son and I’s apartment, to the police/building party, as you called it. Thank you…
The Johnson Family Baby Factory
MJ: Malia, thank you for making me feel so loved that I actually have trouble processing the hate Gotye constantly throws at me. If/when(unfortunately) Gotye blows this opportunity to be a good coparent, I know we will raise CJ the right way, in the completely supportive and loving environment he deserves Malia: As far as I’m concerned, we have 4…
MJ “Flying Dong Hack Attack” On Malia
Malia: You know the Vendetta hacker masks? Mix that with my crazy hacker husband and what do you get? A “Flying dong hack attack.” We’re laying down to go to bed, and MJ says I’m going to the kitchen, I’ll be right back. I can hear the frig opening and closing like he’s getting food and stuff. Then I hear…
Then come rock it!
MJ: Excuse me Maam, but you have one rockin hot body for a pregnant chick. Malia: Then come rock it! MJ: Mrs. Johnson, by the time you get done listening to this song, I will be doing exactly as you have requested- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SdIVPs8gZ8