Malia: Our kids and you are such Americans!
MJ: Well, yeah. But you mean it in a bad way in this instance I’m guessing. Why?
Malia: I’m a South African girl from Cape Town.
MJ: Uh oh. Baby is stewing about the fam not digging the big dinner momma made.
Malia: Everybody hated it!!! I worked so hard on it.
MJ: It was good babe. We liked it.
Malia: No you did not. You suck!
MJ: You were feeding us different kinds of food from SA all day long. We were stuffed by dinner. That’s why we didn’t eat much. That is the truth.
MJ: We ate all of the Boom Shakalaka.
Malia: Chakalaka, but that was cute, so you get a pass. Do you still love me?
MJ: More than anything in the whole wide world.
MJ: To be fair about foods from our families’ origins, the kids aren’t big fans of my ancestor’s food either.
Malia: So, you are admitting your kids don’t like my family’s ancestor’s food?
MJ: I didn’t say that. What I am really trying to say is it is next to impossible to compete with pizza, cheeseburgers and fries, etc.
MJ: But you’re going to ram South African food down our throats and we’re going to like it?
Malia: Yes! Bobotie is the shit!!!
MJ: You are wrong about me not liking SA food. I actually love it.
Malia: Liar! But why do you say that?
MJ: Because South Africa food is what my bride was raised on, and she is my angel on earth.
Malia: I like that. Should I keep making it every once in a while?
MJ: Yes, and I genuinely mean it. Next time though you might not want to 8 course it all throughout the day. I bet we will eat it up then.
Malia: I am glad you survived Akron. Your childhood was rough.
MJ: You mean not everyone grew up a millionaire Du Pont girl?
Malia: Rumor has those millionaire DuPont girls grow up to marry cyber bad boy American hero types.
MJ: That is a fact! I married one of those millionaire DuPont girls. She makes me very happy. She is the best momma and wifey.
Malia: And you want to fuck her right now?
MJ: And you want to fuck her right now!
MJ: /15 minutesish
Malia: XOXOXOXOXOXXOXOXOXOXOXXOXOXOXOXO in 15 minutesish!
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