MJ: This is the dirty version of the Tuttie Fruttie lyrics that were sexspired by you…..
“Puthy Juicy” by MJ
I got a girl name Malia; she really loves me.
I got girl name Malia; she so amazing I got down on one knee.
I got a girl named Malia; she has all my babies.
She lived with me in the east. She lived with me in the west. Because she’s the girl that I love best.
Puthy juicy, Malia’s booty. Puthy juicy, Malia’s booty.
I got a girl name you. You know just what to do.
I got a girl name you. You know just what to do.
I girl named Maliacane. She’s always in my brain.
I girl named Maliacane. She’s always in my brain.
MJ: Does Miss Malia like it?
Malia: Yes she does.
Malia: I have heard the “Baby Shark” song so many times. I have made up countless versions of it in my head. This dirty version is for you.
Daddy Shark do, do, do, do, I love you do, do, do, do, Daddy shark. Do you want to do, do, do, do, do, do, do Mommy Shark? Mommy Shark do, do, do, do, do, do, wants to, to, to, to, to, to, to, if you do, do, do, do, do, Daddy Shark.
Malia: Does Daddy shark want to make love to Mommy shark?
MJ: I will answer you in a song since we are dirty songing it today.
MJ: My balls are blue, and I want you. Clap. Clap. Clap. Clap. Deep in the heart of Texas!
Malia: Bring your blue balls to me, and I will take care of them. Clap. Clap. Clap. Clap. Deep in the heart of Texas!
Malia: We are actually not in Texas. Clap. Clap. Clap. Clap. I know this song is called- “Deep in the heart of Texas!”
MJ: Redo- I want to have sex with you. Clap. Clap. Clap. Clap. Deep in the heart of Maryland!
Malia: I’m in the mood to. I’ll meet you in the bedroom. Clap. Clap. Clap. Clap. Deep in the heart of Maryland!
MJ: I would have sex with you. Clap. Clap. Clap. Clap. Deep in the heart of anywhere!
Malia: Ditto. Clap. Clap. Clap. Clap. Clap. Ditto!
MJ: I will be over there in about 5 min. Clap. Clap. Clap. Clap. To get all up in your lady business!
Malia: I’m freshly shaved. Ready to misbehave. Clap. Clap. Clap. Clap. Deep in the heart of Maryland!
MJ: Hell yeah! I’m about to be. Clap. Clap. Clap. Clap. Deep in the vagina of Malia!
Malia: I love you so much!
MJ: Dildo
Malia: Uhm….Dildo?
MJ: Hilarious! I meant Ditto.
Malia: I still love you.
MJ: Good. I love you to.
Malia: I’m in position for sex
MJ: What position is that?
Malia: Naked and laying on the bed.
Malia May Johnson Big Hair Don’t Care Text Message Conversation – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/malia-may-johnson-big-hair-dont-care-text-message-conversation/
