Omg we love this painting!!!
For lack of better words, and I mean no disrespect here, the trash art guy who did this for us is a frickin genius!!!
It’s a sponge painting that’s about 3 feet tall, and 2 feet wide. He only charged me $20!!
I had it made for Malia as an apology gift for when Matthew McConaughey and I got wasted, and I forgot to call her, and she got pissed off.
While I was walking around outside of our apartment building off of Congress Avenue after Malia and I had an argument, I saw this street art vendor, and the idea hit me to buy an I’m sorry apology gift for Malia.
The artist just delivered it, and we were blown away! I wish I could promote his website or something, but it turns out the guy lives at a homeless shelter, and doesn’t even have a phone.
Bottom line, if you see a guy off of Congress Avenue who does sponge paintings, that looks like a cross between Don Johnson in Miami Vice, but with gray hair, and a beer belly, buy some of his art, if you are able to. It will be worth every penny.
Malia: The Trash Artist Picasso refused to take anymore than the $20 payment, but he did accept tips. MJ gave him a $1,500 tip! I am generous as well, but wow.
I love the painting baby! Thank you so much, but don’t think you can just buy me something when you mess up, and I will forgive you.
If you do mess up again though, I heard Louis Vuitton’s new purse helps say I’m sorry pretty well. JK….kind of, but I would rather you not mess up.
I love you with all of my heart MJ The Romantic!
