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Q&A With Malia May Johnson (September 2017)

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Question #1. Hi Malia. I work for Intel. MJ was at our office last week. He isn’t a big man, 6 foot, 175 I guess but his eyes are scary. I asked him a question during a meeting. As soon as he looked it me, I had goose bumps. It was terrifying. I can’t explain it. I might be overreacting but I wasn’t the only one who felt that way.

I won’t name names but men who were in the same meeting were talking about your husbands fear factor after MJ and his team left. Is it something you get used to over time? I learned a lot. I don’t know where he learned what he knows, but my god he has a powerful, almost ominous presence.

Don’t hate us, but we did speculate later about how good he is in bed. I had trouble sleeping. I woke up in the middle of the night half turned on, half scared to death of him. I would never try to sleep with him. I am only being honest. What do you think about all that? I didn’t want to put my name. I created a fake email. I didn’t want to lose my job.

Malia: I think MJ’s reputation/story, is what people think of him, until they get to know him. MJ is harmless once you get beyond his reputation/story. The only people he has ever been “Terrible” to, are the people who were mean to him first. You may think this sounds naive, but I assure you it is accurate. MJ is extremely generous and kind. He is nothing like “MJ The Terrible”. He can be scary, but only when he has to be, to protect us, his family or this country.

You don’t have to be scared of him. He isn’t a monster. I wouldn’t try to screw him over, but short of that, think doting father and family man, because that truly is what he is.

He is great in bed. I’m not just saying that to make him look good. He has his flaws in other areas of his life, but he is a giver and a pleaser in the bedroom. I’m glad you would never try to sleep with him. He is married with children and all. Fantasize all you want, but hands off in real life.

Question #2. Malia do you let MJ eat food in bed? Do you eat food in bed? Kate Spaulding, Baltimore, MD

Malia: I only eat in bed on special occasions. Not very often. I hate sleeping on bed crumbs. MJ is another story. He eats anywhere and everywhere. He will walk around the house eating cereal out of the box. I have told him I don’t like it when he eats in bed, but he forgets and does it anyway. MJ’s ADD drives me up a wall sometimes but I know he can’t help it.

When he forgets something, I always tell him he is lucky he is cute, because if he wasn’t, I would have to bust his ass!

When MJ is focused on something, he can do impressive things. We’ve all seen it. When he isn’t focused on something, he is clumsy, forgetful, awkward.

I don’t know if I have ever met a person who knew who MJ was, that wasn’t at least slightly intimidated or scared of him. People’s reactions to him are interesting to watch, but those people haven’t seen MJ sprawled out on the bed, with his hand down his pants and snoring. MJ is like 2 different people I suppose, and I love both of them.

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Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson, founder of Masters of Money LLC, is a world-famous computer hacker, marketer, entrepreneur, and adventurer. You can say what you want about me but I'm the guy that does the jobs that have to get done. "Don't settle for less than everything you want. Know when to shut up and collect the money. It's better to get paid than be right. Money doesn't buy happiness, but it can afford you the time to find happiness. Without a challenge, you can't rise to anything. Pick your battles. Push your limits. Ask for more. Demand better. Eliminate should from your life by doing. Live a life without regrets, by trying everything that interests you in the least, and don't waste time, because time is the most valuable commodity in life." Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson - Founder & Owner - Masters of Money, LLC.
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