Malia: Baby I’m a prostitute.
MJ: Huh?
Malia: After we had sex you put money down on the nightstand before you left.
MJ: That was the money you asked me to get. You said our home cash was running low.
Malia: Was it worth the money Mr. Johnson?
MJ: Yeah. I love it when you wear the stripper clap slam together platform shoes.
Malia: So, I am a prostitute?
MJ: No. You are my wife.
Malia: But if I was a prostitute, I would be the Julia Roberts Pretty Woman kind, right?
MJ: Definitely!
MJ: I love you Pretty Woman- https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=Gqj_uc3KGTA&feature=youtu.be
Malia: You don’t have a Pretty Woman song remake ready to go? I know you like to remake/rewrite song lyrics into naughty versions of songs.
MJ: I did.
Malia: K. Will I get to see/hear it?
MJ: Pretty Malia walking down the halls. Pretty Malia. Where I drain my balls. I don’t believe. You’re not the truth. Nobody has butt as good as you.
MJ: That is as far as I got.
Malia: I am butt horny if you feel like playing that way?
MJ: #anallyfixated
MJ: #iknowitrequiresextraefforttodobuttplayandiappreciateit
Malia: #youareworththeextraeffortandifeelappreciated
MJ: Thank you!
Malia: Thank you for sex that I enjoy just as much as you do?
MJ: Thank you for being everything I have ever wanted in all ways, inside and out! Side note- You have the sexiest ass I have ever seen! I love thinking about it, admiring it, and enjoying it!
Malia: Do those 3 things right now!
MJ: I am in our bedroom. Where are you?
Malia: You do want it! I can’t believe you beat me to the bedroom. I am on the way.
Do you think any handy men that have come to fix our stuff have fantasized about having sex with me? – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/do-you-think-any-handy-men-that-have-come-to-fix-our-stuff-have-fantasized-about-having-sex-with-me/
