Malia: So, you don’t want to have sex with me and make a baby that will grow up to worship you and ignore me like the rest of our children do?
MJ: Everything but the last part. Our babies love you. You are an awesome mom! I have to work. While I am working they miss me, so when I get home they show how much they missed me by loving on me a lot. It would be the same thing if you worked and I stayed home.
Malia: Doubt it.
MJ: You doubt that our kids love you? They love you. I see the way they are with you. They trust and love you just as much as they do me.
Malia: I was gone all day running errands and going to a doctor’s appointment last week. When I got home I didn’t get the warm, everybody run to me yelling “Daddy! Daddy! Daddy!”, loving hug that you always get.
MJ: I guarantee you our kids love you as much as their little hearts can love someone.
Malia: I know, but we are still having kids until one of them sees me as their favorite.
MJ: We don’t have “favorite kids.” We love them all equally. So why would our kids have a favorite parent? They don’t have to choose. They have both of us.
Malia: I know! I want to have another baby Michael David Johnson!
MJ: We’ll then let’s have another baby!
Malia: That will grow up to worship you and ignore me like the rest of our children do?
MJ: Baby I’m the fun parent. You are the law. I make sure they follow the rules, practice good manners, etc., You are more strict, but they love you to the moon and back, and they always will. As they get older, they will appreciate how great a mom you really are.
Malia: You are strict on our boys the way I am with our girls. Why do our boys still “All about Dad”?
MJ: Boys and girls are different. I don’t know. I think you are overthinking this sweetheart.
Malia: I think women talk ourselves into wanting babies for biological reasons. I don’t know but once we get the itch for a baby, we want a baby!
MJ: I have noticed! When baby making heat goes up, the amount of sex we have goes up.
Malia: So…..
MJ: So_________?
Malia: So…..my baby making heat is way high right now.
MJ: Sex hint?
Malia: Uh huh
MJ: I would, but we have to go pick up my mom at the airport.
Malia: Mr. Pete is going to pick up your mom. You are on lock down because of the FBI threat warning.
MJ: Oh yeah. I forgot about that.
Malia: I stay up at night worrying about things sometimes and you sleep like a baby.
MJ: I guess I just figure if it is my time it’s my time. I do think about things, but I have seen every day since I got out of the hospital as a bonus day almost.
Malia: I get it. I do. I’m just a worrier sometimes.
MJ: Is there anything I can do to help ease your worries?
Malia: I want a baby.
MJ: Getting pregnant will help ease your life worries?
Malia: I never want to lie to you, so I’m not going to. I actually like to worry about things sometimes. It makes me feel alive and like I have things I need to do/work on. And truthfully, I just love being pregnant.
MJ: I never want to lie to you either. I wanna fuck your brains out!
Malia: My brains could use a good fucking out!
MJ: OTWTFYBO!
Malia: On the way to fuck my brains out?
MJ: Yeah. I’m logging out. I’ll meet you at the top of the back stairs, or in the bedroom, depending on how fast I get there.
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