MJ: Things have got to change. I can’t take it anymore.
Malia: With what?
MJ: You are keeping the goodies on your top 1% body all to yourself and that is unfair.
MJ: You are hereby notified that the Occupy Malia Movement is going to occupy Malia!
Malia: I know you so well and I love it!!
MJ: For too long the needs of the 99% have been ignored.
Malia: I say no once because I have to get to my appointment, and it turns into an Occupy Me movement. I love you silly boy.
MJ: It was one time too many!
MJ: I was so upset I made slogans.
Malia: Hey, hey, Malia J, I want you to bang you today.
MJ: That’s a good one. You should join the movement.
Malia: I don’t know. I think it would be a conflict of interest for me to be on both sides since I am being occupied and all.
MJ: One, two, three, four, I want Malia to sex me more!
Malia: Five, six, seven, eight, I am home now so bang me, that would be great.
MJ: Nine, ten, eleven, twelve, fuck yeah, let’s do that!
Malia: I want to be occupied!
MJ: Protesting does actually work. That’s democracy in action.
Malia: Let freedom bang!
MJ: And the rockets red glare!
Malia: Please don’t jizz in my hair!
MJ: How about down there?
Malia: That sounds fair.
MJ: I love you very much.
Malia: Then “Occupy Me” like you mean it.
MJ: I will. MMVFGA
Malia: MJ, Malia, Vagina, F@&king, Groping, Ass?
MJ: Make Malia’s Vagina Feel Great Again!
Malia: We are messed up, but in a good way. You know what I mean?
MJ: I know I’m gonna bust those cheeks!
Malia: How long I gotta wait for my cheek busting?
MJ: 10 mikes tops
Malia: I am not a slut. I only want 1 Mike. You!!
MJ: Sorry about that. I was chatting with military personnel while texting with you. A mike is a minute in military lingo.
Malia: Only 1 mike left. Now bust through the door and bust these cheeks!
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