My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 81 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson:
“Daddy watch. I’m gonna do an elbow drop off the top of the universe.” Cash Michael Johnson
“Daddy why do they call butterflies, butterflies? Do they make butter?” Elizabeth Grace Johnson
“Praise instead of complaining.” Joel Osteen
“Worst will come to worse. When it does keep fighting until you’re first.” Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson
“When I think about Jesus, I think of him as the guy who took one for the team. You know, so that we all can have God as our Dad. Jesus is technically my heavenly brother. You see what I’m sayin?” Kevin M.
“What they don’t tell you is they don’t dismiss cases of the people with black faces.” Snoop Dogg
“Do not become the monster you are fighting.” Lakshmi Devi
“To convince someone of something you need evidence. To convict someone of something you need evidence.” Brian Heberlig
“That was a girl grunt. Not as tough sounding as a guy but souped-up electric cars you can barely hear can smoke gnarly sounding muscle cars. Just sayin.” Malia May Johnson
“Momma’s baby, daddy’s maybe, unless the momma is crazy.” Chris Gardner
“What you think you have, you don’t. What you think is everything, is nothing. What you think is one thing, is another. What you think you know, you don’t. That is what I want to tell them, but let’s be honest, single minded inside the box, hater types wouldn’t get it anyway.” Marcus Jennings
“You’ve heard of food poisoning, this 304 was life poisoning. Only woman, only person I have ever met who was terminal toxic. I barely survived her. True story.” Kevin M.
“There is a difference between saying something and saying something under oath.” David Boies
“Impossible. I hate that word.” Tony Robbins
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