My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 68 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson:
“Mommies butt is inside the telescope.” Cash Michael Johnson
“Daddy, I don’t want Santa to go my room. He’s a stranger. Can he leave my presents outside my door?” Elizabeth Grace Johnson
“Christmas every day!” Elizabeth Grace Johnson
“Mistletoe in there. You have to kiss.” Caroline Grace Johnson
“Get down lower Daddy. I have mistletoe.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson
“Go to sleep everybody or Santa not going to come.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson
“Everyone has their right to have an opinion, and it is your right to listen to that opinion or not ” Joel Osteen
“For some, no matter what you do it will never be enough. Don’t waste your time trying to please those people. Use your valuable time to fulfill your destiny.” Joel Osteen
“T’was the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, except for Miss Brittany, Mr. Pete, Mr. Brandon, Mr. Hector, Mr. Mark, Mr. Sean, and Mr. Roger. I’m glad they are stirring and keeping us safe on Christmas Eve.” Malia May Johnson
“Not everything that is shiny and new is better.” David Johnson
“Thank you for having Ben and I over. Merry Christmas. I brought you a truth present for Christmas. Yes, I have called Ashton Carter “Ashhole”, but it was only once, and it was in a private setting.” Eric Fanning
“You know why I married you? I’ll tell you why I married you. It’s because I was interested in the whole happy for the rest of my life thing. Definitely a better option than being an old cat lady living in a small one bedroom apartment somewhere.” Malia May Johnson
“When doubt starts to creep into your mind, take a quick moment and pray.” Dallas Billington
“Let’s work something out. We need each other. I’m not Ashhole. What I commit to is what it is.” General Paul Nakasone
“I may not know what it’s like to be you, but I know what it is like for you to be inside of me, and I know that feels amazing!” Malia May Johnson
“I had to bring these cookies over because they hurt so good.” Helen Bergner
“After a cure for COVID is developed, scientists should work on a cure for haters hate. Can you image how much friendly and happier a place this world would be if haters hate was reduced by even 10%?” Gene Rockefeller
“Temptation bangs on the door a lot. Opportunity rarely knocks. You gotta listen for opportunity because it will build you up, and ignore temptation, because it will tear you down.” J.J. Mendelhaussen
“Me and Kev are here to eat you out of house and home and do some Christmas family shit with our extended family.” Big J. Kosta
“My own family doesn’t want me to come to Christmas because I came out. I can understand not liking that I came out, but they should still love me even when they don’t like my lifestyle choices. I love’em, but if they are going to be that way, fuck’em! Thank you for taking me in as a Christmas refugee this year. I love you guys!” Jenna Moyetti
“Jesus always has the biggest birthday parties.” Kevin M.
“I work for you, but I think of your family as my family. Thank you for letting us share Christmas with you.” Fran The Nanny
“Are you pumping in happy family Christmas smells or something? It smells so good in here.” Lakshmi Devi
“Malia knows how to do Christmas. Everyone is loving this. I think you and Malia will be hosting Christmas’s from now on.” Jeanne Johnson
“I think the COVID naming has gone 80’s. You watch. After Omicron will be Megatron, and then Voltron. I know I’m full of shit, but if I died from Megatron, it would be cooler than dying from cancer of the nads.” Kevin M.
“You went from wanting to choke my 6 years ago to feeding me a Christmas meal. My how time and experience changes us.” Dr. Deb Frincke
“Uh huh! You can count on me baby. I will never make you look bad.” Malia May Johnson
“I remember when you and Chris used to have to borrow lunch money from me to eat. I am glad I fed you 2 shit heads. It paid off. I loved flying here on Masters of Money’s private jet.” Saggie Maggie
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