My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 67 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson:
“Daddy. Do my hair up in a do dad again. I am tall like that.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson
“Daddy, mommy said to tell you you are cancer(handsome) and she loves you.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson
“My first word was poop.” Cash Michael Johnson
“When you say you are going to do something, the something gets done. That’s for sure.” Vice President Kamala Harris
“The Die Hard movie theme song artist/composer is not pronounced “Beat oven”. His name is pronounced “Bay toven” silly beans.” Malia May Johnson
“Bitches be haten. Bitches be cheaten. They spell justice “injustice”. Fuckin ruiners!” Kristi Jennings aka Ihaveonenamelikemadonnabitch
“I’m a cyber security researcher. That is the politically correct version of what I do. Calling me a hacker is like calling me internet nigger. What I do for a living is I’m a hacker. I know it doesn’t make sense. Hack that bitches!” Marcus Jennings
“What sucks is some people in power positions choose to be dumb by choice, and you have no choice but to wait out their intentional dumbness until the statute of limitations runs out.” David Boies
“Do you think he is just angry because his name only has single quotation marks, and not full quotation marks?” Tarica Patel Hubbard
“It’s a black thing. You won’t understand it unless you’re inside of me. Do you want to understand it? Meow!” Malia May Johnson
“You will know where you want to be when you get there. You’ll find your sweet spot. Find your sweet spot and you will be living your optimal life now.” Michael Cirivello M.D.
“MJ, you are walking talking meme waiting to happen brother.” Chris Hubbard
“A new Matrix movie will be out in theaters next week. After Neo decides if he wants to take the red or the blue pill, he will have to get vaccinated for COVID.” Chris Hubbard
“I don’t have a degree from a traditional university. What I do have is a degree from the university of common sense. It has the same value and maybe more.” Kevin M.
“You can tell a CIA man. They are smart, philosophical, and always seem to have something on their mind.” Bob Eatinger
“Don’t let one mistake ruin your life. Learn from it and move on. It’s what you should do. It’s what you need to do.” Tony Robbins
“You are generally speaking going to get what you want when you are deserving of it.” Eric Fanning
“Red lips! Curvy hips! Jump on it!” Malia May Johnson
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