My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 259 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson:
“Don’t get it twisted bitch. Your rockets land in the ocean. Catch one and then we’ll talk.” Elon Musk
“The best advice about money you will ever hear is basic common sense. Live below your means. Save your money. Invest wisely. Protect your wealth as you grow it.” Gene Rockefeller
“Emotional creatures do not let logic and reason get in the way of their illogical positions.” Jennifer Lopez
“Never lose faith in finding the girl of your dreams. Maybe she hasn’t been born yet.” Jennifer Lopez
“When you play a haters game, there is no winning, only losing.” Johnny Knoxville
“We don’t know’em all, but we owe’em all.” God bless those who sacrificed for our country.” Johnny Knoxville
“Before you can get comfortable you have to get uncomfortable.” Johnny Knoxville
“Uh oh. Somebody is riding the Moody Go Round and they want me to ride with them.” Johnny Knoxville
“National Day of Prayer Day is a day for sin. No, it’s not. It’s a day of, by and for prayer.” Pastor Miguel Flores
“Give what you can give, and God will see you the rest of the way.” Pastor Miguel Flores
“Modern day America is a low trust society. Some may call it a culture war. Some may call it a cold civil war. However, if you want to label it, we must find ways to come together for the betterment of society, or things are only going to get worse. Pray for peace in our time as often as possible.” Pastor Miguel Flores
“Love, laughs, land, legacy.” George Maxwell
“I’m a capitalist. I’m not interested in weaponizing anything. I am, however, interested in monetizing everything. Money matters, so you might as well have a lot of it.” Steve Stevens
“Crazy people provoke. Arrogant people provoke. People that have nothing to lose provoke. Antagonists provoke. Buddhists don’t provoke.” David Boies
“Decisions regarding the legal system must be based on how the system works, not how you want the legal system to work.” David Boies
“Don’t give the legal system a reason to come after you. Whether you broke the law or not is arbitrary. Lawfare is real and ignoring that fact will cost you.” Brian Heberlig
“I have to deal with angry narrative Nazis. I will call you back in a bit.” Brian Heberlig
“The legal system is rigged to favor members of the legal profession over ordinary citizens. Cover your ass and avoid getting pulled into the legal system at any and all costs as if your life depended on it, because it almost certainly does!” Brian Heberlig
“Victory and defeat are determined by who surrenders first.” Steve Bannon
“Things inspire other things. Love inspires love. Creativity inspires creativity. Greatness inspires greatness.” Steve Bannon
“Life is about decisions and tradeoffs.” Steve Bannon
“Remember “Sally From The Alley”? Well now she is “Sally From The Valley”. Turned her life around. She’s a stay at home mom and wife in the burbs. She had it rough growing up. She seems happy. The soft life looks good on her.” Chris Hubbard
“2025, the year of orange. To me anyway. Bitcoin, orange man (Trump), Orange is The New Black, burnt orange Longhorns. Orange! Boom!” Chris Hubbard
“We are looking good so far. The things that are supposed to be up are up, and the things that are supposed to be down are down. I think we are on track for a record year.” Tarica Hubbard
“Even the gayest gay in Gay Town would be against it.” Gay Dave
“Gay as in bad gay. Gay in a bad way gay. Not gay as in same sex gay. Gay meant in the way you used to call something gay, and everyone knew what you meant without the politically correct tone police Nazi’s losing their minds.” Gay Dave
“Gen X is the rogue generation of latch key kids that don’t give a fuck. They say fag and retard with reckless abandon but don’t catch that much heat for it. I think it’s because Gen X doesn’t care what other generations have to say, and for most part, if you leave them alone, they leave everyone else alone. They are a very unique generation indeed.” Gay Dave
“People should not be afraid of their governments. Governments should be afraid of their people. #1605 #1776 #1789” Kristi Jennings aka Ihaveonenamelikemadonnabitch
“Hello MJ The Terrible’s voicemail. This is ##############, and this is not a joke or trick. I think a merger of our firms makes good business sense. We could own the small to midsize AI humanoid robotics software military contracting market. You don’t have to like me to make a billion dollars with me. Let’s talk. My phone number is ##########.” Name hidden for privacy concerns
“Holy shit Secretariat is the horse version of giga Chad. Shoutout to Secretariat for breeding the whole field of horses that are racing today.” Big J. Kosta
“We finally got one. Pope Leo XIV, fuck yeah! Comin again to make the mother fuckin Vatican Great Again! Hell yeah! Sorry God.” Big J. Kosta
“Tate speech is not hate speech. Let me know if you can ever talk to me again. AI, Bitcoin, and Dubai are the fucking future. Tate out.” Andrew Tate
“Oh, don’t be a simp. You can tell they are only amateurs who don’t have the balls to kill them.” Jeanne Johnson
“You haven’t lived until you have tried dipping oyster crackers in butter. Try this cracker buttery goodness right here.” David Johnson
“Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?” Alma Johnson
“Think about it first. Taking action before thinking it through is probably not good for you.” Alma Johnson
“Climb until your dream comes true.” Alma Johnson
“How can it be interpreted in any other way than they are intentionally trying to what the hell was I saying? I lost my train of thought. It will come back around. Let’s snuggle and watch the movie.” Malia May Johnson
“My name-a Malia, and you the one for me-a.” Malia May Johnson
“Do you remember, “Hotel, notel, Holiday Inn Express!” Does this place have a fun commercial catchphrase like that? I have never seen a Waldorf Astoria commercial. It is probably something snooty like- “Waldorf Astoria, if you are rich and can afford it, we will pamper the shit out of you.” Malia May Johnson
“Couple! Never decouple! K?” Malia May Johnson
“Love, in all of its forms, are a universal language.” Malia May Johnson
“I like the way you hug. You don’t half ass it. You really synch it in. It’s very authentic. Makes a person feel loved. That’s all I’m sayin.” Malia May Johnson
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