My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 263 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “The President of the United States has very powerful soft power that he can use to send very powerful messages. In other words, I did know what the fuck I was doing when I said- “I don’t know what the fuck they’re doing.” President…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 259 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Don’t get it twisted bitch. Your rockets land in the ocean. Catch one and then we’ll talk.” Elon Musk “The best advice about money you will ever hear is basic common sense. Live below your means. Save your money. Invest wisely. Protect your wealth…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 141 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “It’s nice when friends have friends, and those friends are friends.” Gay Dave/Trans Dave “Objection! Irrelevant. Objection! Irrelevant. Objection! Irrelevant. Objection! Irrelevant. Objection! Irrelevant. Objection! Irrelevant. Objection! Irrelevant. Objection! Irrelevant. Objection! Irrelevant. Objection! Irrelevant. Objection! Irrelevant. Objection! Irrelevant. Objection! Irrelevant. Your honor, please instruct…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 134 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “It was brought to my attention your lovely wife was quoted as saying- “You should tell them, be like, I built this shit. I run this shit. But I do like y’all so you can have a piece of it. Ten percent for eighty…