My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 251 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson:
“MJ. This is Dwayne. Pulled up outside the hotel I’m booked at and saw a full-on crime scene. The Rock showing up to a crime scene has bad press written all over it. Listen, ah, can I come stay at your crib tonight? Call me back before I get there. I know how rich white people get when a giant Greek god of a looking black man shows up at night. I’m trying to avoid having to lay the smack down on your local police when they show up to arrest a brotha. Call me back cyber ninja!” Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson
“When “The Rock” does it, it becomes legendary.” Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson
“I turned heel because turning heel needed to be turned the most badass way turning heel has ever been done.” Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson
“If Ric Flair is still stylin and profilin at 157 years old, or however old naych is, you damn skippy “The Rock” can bring it at 52. I may wrestle until I’m 100. Who knows? Only “The Rock” knows and I ain’t tellin.” Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson
“Daddy, the rocky man beats people up. I bet he gets put in timeout a lot. A whole lot.” Victoria Olivia Johnson
“Dad! Come into the playroom. Mr. Dwayne taught me a new move I want to show you. This is called “The Rock Bottom”, and it is the coolest.” Cash Michael Johnson
“Mom! I am your son, and I won. I just pinned Mr. Dwayne! Why aren’t you cheering for me? How rude!” Cash Michael Johnson
“God is the answer. God was the answer. God will be the answer. God bless you all.” Franklin Graham
“Thank you for making such a generous donation to “Junk For Jesus”. Oops. I meant Samaritan’s Purse. Yeah, I know about “Junk For Jesus”. I know you have a good heart. Bless you to Mr. Michael Johnson’s Family.” Franklin Graham
“For those of you who are in a season of waiting, you are in good company. Moses waited 40 years, Jesus waited 30 years, Abraham 25 years, and Joseph 13 years. Keep praying. Keep your faith and keep trusting in the Lord.” Pastor Miguel Flores
“Life was meant to be difficult and challenging. But luckily for us, there is a book that provides us with all of the answers we will ever need. That is the Bible.” Pastor Miguel Flores
“Strong families build strong communities. Strong communities build strong societies. Strong societies build strong nations. It all starts with strong nations.” Amy Townsend
“If we’re going to make anything great again, it should be making couples who adore each other great again.” Amy Townsend
“Truth tellers are my people. You based, you my boy.” Kanye West (Ye)
“You don’t want to have to do it. You just have to do it.” Tarica Hubbard
“Did I did do that? I did do that..” Eddie Vedder
“No. Mookie Blaylock was a no-go man. A cock block like the kiddos of today would say.” Eddie Vedder
“There was only one Kurt. There was only one grunge movement. There was only one time like the 90’s. There is only one Eddie, and I’m not done rockin the world yet.” Eddie Vedder
“I am not a bragger, but I may never look this good of shape again. Muscle Maggie in the house! Whoo whoo!” Saggie Maggie
“How someone speaks determines how they think.” J.J. Mendelhaussen
“If I can’t verify, I can’t trust. It is that simple.” Steve Stevens
“2025 has been an interesting year and we are only in March. So far this, Elon Musk has hung out and spent the night at our house. “The Rock” has hung out with us, play wrestled with our kids and spent the night. Lebron and his family have hung out and stayed with us. Shit! My casserole is going to burn. I love you and come down for dinner in 5 minutes daddy.” Malia May Johnson
“Combo food like Tex-mex tastes so good! Soooo….. I decided to combine South African and American food together into a Malia original creation dish I call- “Rainbow American Cuisine”. Ta da!” Malia May Johnson
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