My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 238 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson:
“Look mommy! President orange man dance party!” Elizabeth Grace Johnson
“It is a rare woman who is both willing to throw down with you and pray up with you. When you find a special woman like this, you marry her!” Pastor Miguel Flores
“Never ignore the feeling that tells you to pray.” Pastor Miguel Flores
“Waking up every day to a family that loves you is a blessing beyond blessings.” Jenna Jameson
“Be a guy that can go through a breakup, get fired from their job, be in debt, be down bad as f, and still say- “I’ll figure it out.” Jenna Jameson
“Treat yourself with the respect you deserve.” Jenna Jameson
“If you want to see somebody super pissed off, keep your cool when they are hardcore gas lighting you. The gas lighter will lose their ever-loving shit!” Jenna Jameson
“CIA conspiracy theories are like Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny are for kids.” Jenna Jameson
“Listen! Quiet moves. Loud results. Kaboom bitches!” Jenna Jameson
“Haters will provoke you until they piss you off, and then play the victim when you go off on them.” Amy Townsend
“If there are secrets there is no trust.” Adriana Diaz
“Pain teaches wisdom.” Adriana Diaz
“For every law, there is a law that counters it.” Adriana Diaz
“One change can bring about the cause and effect of another change.” Adriana Diaz
“If you can change your mind, you can change your life.” Adriana Diaz
“Who you are on the inside will show on the outside.” Adriana Diaz
“Fix the money, fix the world.” J.J. Mendelhaussen
“Bitcoin going to the moon is a conservative estimate. Bitcoin to Mars is realistic in my opinion!” J.J. Mendelhaussen
“Capitalism does not care about gender. It only cares about value and efficiency.” J.J. Mendelhaussen
“To be clear, Iran did it. What you might ask? It. They did it. It and whatever it is.” Former CIA Director Gina Haspel
“I’m going to lay here and watch the Army Navy game with my eyes closed.” David Johnson
“Why is there a million dollars in my account? This is your mother, and you will call me back about this today! You better call me back. Do not test me!” Jeanne Johnson
“I can’t believe you remember that? ABACADABA from Mr. Tuggle’s class in the 10th grade. It must be Dr. Frincke’s computer chip up there, which I know you hate, but on the one hand your recall memory is out of this world.” Jeanne Johnson
“Oh my God gosh! Look at how cute this is. One big super family nap. (Said in a whisper.)” Malia May Johnson
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