My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 185 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson:
“Success gets attention, good and bad. If you gonna be successful, you need a good lawyer. If you are successful, you need a good lawyer.” Kanye West
“I am a pragmatic truther. I just can’t do this clown world insanity. I hope the truth doesn’t become illegal during my lifetime.” Big J. Kosta
“They don’t care about rules and laws and collateral consequences. All they care about is winning, and they will lie, cheat, and steal to achieve their goal. The taxpayer resources these adult children have unnecessarily blown through is in the millions. I wouldn’t believe it if I wouldn’t have witnessed this.” Brian Heberlig
“You could think if it like that. Not David versus Goliath, but Michael David versus a Goliath of sorts.” David Boies
“The song “We Didn’t Start the Fire” by Billy Joel from 30 years ago perfectly describes how the world has been a shit show from day one. The best thing we can all do is live our best lives while we are here. That is as based an answer as you are going to get.” Jeff Dachis
“Sounds like you have some temporary problems you need to fix. Since I know you are not an alcoholic who shouldn’t be drinking, I highly recommend Pantalones Tequila to help get you through.” Matthew McConaughey
“It wasn’t that long ago when you turned the world military and intelligence world upside down with your computer virus program, were on all the watch lists, destroyed Ashton Carter’s office, had to have a court appointed supervisor, me, and God only knows what else. I am not trying to be a bitch, but you need to realize that regardless if times have changed, with a nickname like “MJ The Terrible”, you have a lot of reputational issues to overcome with people who don’t personally know you.” Brittany White
“And that would be one hell of a tethered goat.” Andrew Tate
“Uh oh. The whole band is being brought back together. What is MJ accused of doing now? Robbing Malia’s booty? We know he is guilty of that.” Chris Hubbard
“And the award for making the biggest deal out of something that doesn’t matter at all goes to quasi your quasi my ex Gotye.” Chris Hubbard
“It is funny to me when you and Tarica butt heads. She respects and looks up to you too much to push you too hard. You respect and appreciate her too much to push her too hard. I like my role as the middleman. Just call me “Chris The Conduit”.” Chris Hubbard
“All of that happens and they haven’t even thought of a way to blame it on the white man yet. How lazy.” Tarica Hubbard
“If you will break my water, I will give you a daughter.” Malia May Johnson
“I can feel it. Little Isabella is getting ready to be born into this world and wrap her daddy around her little finger, just like our other daughters have.” Malia May Johnson
“Unbreaking news- My water has still not broken yet.” Malia May Johnson
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