My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 147 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson:
“Yay! Hook the Horns!” Elizabeth Grace Johnson
“If you want to avoid drama and chaos, live out in the country.” Jackie Sanborn
“That ain’t sarcasm. That right there is starcasm. Starcasm is sarcasm mixed with condescension, by a Hollywood star.” Matthew McConaughey
“The greatest battles in your life will always be in your mind.” Dallas Billington
“Luck has something to do with success, but to put “luck” on your side, you have to work hard, invest time, invest money, and other factors.” Tarica Hubbard
“It is not a crime to clout chase.” Dan Auerbach
“I think you should be as George Washington as you can without the racism. Our inner George wants us to build and be free.” Kanye West
“Oh yeah. Inflation is like an invisible thief that steals your money and gets away with it.” Carl Icahn
“I can tell I need to update my personal boundaries policy to include no trauma dumping by proxy.” Saggie Maggie
“Go aim your chaos somewhere else.” Chris Hubbard
“Much is said about passive aggressive. More needs to be said about aggressive aggressive.” Elon Musk
“He is the shit Midas. Everything he touches turns to shit.” Elon Musk
“Relationships for most couples are an adventure. Our relationship is an adventure on freakin steroids!” Malia May Johnson
“I would be miserable if I couldn’t nurture. I was born to nurture. Now let me nurture you mother fucker!” Malia May Johnson
“Flop them titties out. That’s how they do. What is Malia’s word for women like that? Now I remember. Skeezers.” Jeanne Johnson
“If karma is a bitch, luck is an enabler.” Jeff Dachis
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