My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 139 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson:
“Daddy, is Santa Claus a stranger?” Elizabeth Grace Johnson
“How many times are you going to call me round eye? Are you going to refer to me as round eye until I return to the states? Stop calling me round eye. Things are going well here in China, very well.” Governor Gavin Newsome
“We are in unprecedented times. We need a president who can focus all of their time and energy serving the American people. You need to respect the office of the presidency enough to resolve your current legal problems first, if you want to run for office again. How was that MJ The Trump Stand In Debater? I know you care about the Trump family. I give you my word that I will only go after him. His family is off limits.” Governor Gavin Newsome
“I like the 3 for 2 special. Barack, Michelle, and me slogan. Slap an American flag on it and it will be MJ I Have No Political Experience But For Some Reason Everyone Has To Listen To Me, approved.” Governor Gavin Newsome
“What about this? Better than the current administration. Better than Trump 2.0. Vote for the 3 for 2 special.” Former First Lady Michelle Obama
“I like “Boss Bitch For President.” I don’t know if we should throw that one out quite yet. MJ, what proven slogan should I use that you will complain about until we use?” Former First Lady Michelle Obama
“I respect you. I know you are only doing a job. I appreciate you asking our permission to work with him. We are going to kick his ass. The difference between him and you on election day will be you will receive an invite to the celebration party. He will not. Good luck my friend.” Former President Donald Trump
“If God forbid Commiefornia wins, having a sane relational guy like you in his administration brings me a shred of comfort.” Donald Trump Jr.
“I understand the situation and the climate, but if we go down that road, imma need that title. Justice Harris has such a nice ring to it, doesn’t it?” Vice President Kamala Harris
“When you barely notice the downs, you know you are living an up life.” Elon Musk
“Analyzing bigger issues requires using a bigger lens, more angles, sometimes different lens.” Elon Musk
“I mind that you don’t mind.” Tarica Hubbard
“Remember the last week the rock station 107.9 The End, in Cleveland was on the air? They played the song- “It’s the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine.”, nonstop the entire week. If things go left and World War 3 is likely to cause the end of the world, I am going out the same way 107.9 The End did.” Chris Hubbard
“I am not a lawyer. I am not a politician. I am not an activist. I am a businessman. As a businessman, all I want is the freedom to do business with limited government interference slowing me down.” Gene Rockefeller
“Everyone respects you because you are tough, fair, and shoot straight. I respect you for those reasons as well. And other reasons, but you know what I mean. I love you.” Malia May Johnson
“I’m glad you guys like my “Poop Cookies.” Malia May Johnson
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