My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 134 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson:
“It was brought to my attention your lovely wife was quoted as saying- “You should tell them, be like, I built this shit. I run this shit. But I do like y’all so you can have a piece of it. Ten percent for eighty million dollars Italianos. Kapow!” I have a specific A.I. technology specific problem I know your company can fix. I don’t have to own your entire company but I don’t want to be a client you can stop doing business with if you so choose. I would consider it a personal favor if you will accept fifty million U.S., for five percent and unfettered access to A.I. System’s integrated chat capabilities.” Pier Berlusconi
“Fifty for five values your parent company Foreign Corporation at a billion dollars. You are on your way Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson.” Pier Berlusconi
“The Italian Business Stallion needs what we have and is willing to pay for it without asking for additional assurances from us. It means two things. He really needs our A.I. tech and he trusts us enough to keep our side of the deal terms without us having to provide additional assurances. He wants us to see the deal as a win win, and the deal is a win win.” Jeff Dachis
“Here is how I see it. Berlusconi is paying us a generous premium to get access to something we have that he needs. Accepting his offer doubles the value of our company. Having him as a partner helps us in more ways than I can count. There are no predatory terms or conditions that hamper or restrict our business in any way shape or form. Helping him helps us as much as it helps him. I enthusiastically vote yes to accept Berlusconi’s offer.” Tarica Hubbard
“I feel guilty for saying this but people are soft as wet tissue paper and dumb as a rock these days. I can’t be the only non normie who feels like it is getting easier and easier to lap mofo’s out here. I am just as sad as I am happy about it. Complete double edged sword.” Big J. Kosta
“Did you hear educators are arguing that traditional math is racist? Basically, the paint chip eaters grew up to be educators. What the fuck man?” Gary McKinnon
“Google “girl math” if you want to know how close we are to the end of society as we know it.” Gary McKinnon
“Bitch, just because you’re offended does not mean I’m wrong.” Kristi Jennings aka Ihaveonenamelikemadonnabitch
“If you are struggling in your own life with something, what qualifies you to give me advice about it? Fix you before you try to fix me.” Brittany White
“When you remove the chaos, everything gets easier.” Lakshmi Devi
“We are family, all the other Johnson’s and me.” Malia May Johnson
“You are a good Christian man MJ. Thank you for bein a friend. Oh, you know about them Golden Girls? Let’s go then. Thank you for bein a friend. Travel round the world and back again. My heart is true. I’m a pal and a confidant. And if you….” Terry Crews
“Dave, no one gives a fuck about who you want to fuck and how you want to get fucked. What we care about is you, ya dumb fuck.” Kristi Jennings aka Ihaveonenamelikemadonnabitch
“Since you are going to be my first trans chick friend, I want to make sure you are a bad ass trans chick. How can I/we help you transition like a boss, into a boss bitch?” Marcus Jennings
“I already know I am going to fuck up and call you Dave sometimes. You know I don’t know shit about the pronouns things, so you can forget about me getting that right. What I am going to get right is being your friend. And sometime when we are drunk as fuck you are going to have to show me your tits. You know, if you want to. You are getting a nice pair of tits aren’t you? You should. Make it worth going through the surgery pain. You know what I’m sayin.” Chris Hubbard
“I love how Dave is concerned about how his transitioning is going to effect all of us. We should be the one’s concerned about helping and supporting him. Not the other way around. He has such a big heart. What a caring person.” Malia May Johnson
“Dave, you have kind of always been one of the guys and one of the girls. You hang out with MJ, Marcus, Chris and the guys. You hang out with Malia, Tarica, Kristi, me and the girls. You aren’t going to change who you are on the inside, right? Just the outside, right?” Saggie Maggie
“I support whoever you want to be or become. In all seriousness, you transitioning is extremely convenient for us girls. When we go shopping we won’t have to go to the men’s department anymore.” Tarica Hubbard
“When you have an official female name, unless you pick a shitty name like the name of a disease, I am officially, with your permission transitioning your “Gay Dave” nickname into “Trans Dave.” You cool with that bro? I mean hoe? We fucking love you man, woman, transformer, cis, non cis binary, and whatever else you want to be.” Big J. Kosta
“You guys supported me before I came out as gay, while I have publicly been gay, and you are supporting me while I transition into a woman. I know you would support me through anything. You guys are the true definition of friends.” Gay Dave/Trans Dave
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