My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 126 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson:
“Do you know why people respect your strategy opinions MJ? They are effective and your “Yes man” button is broken. Now tell me why these other strategies are all trash, and we should go with your proven strategy. Over under he says the word “proven” at least twenty times during his pitch?” Former President Barack Obama
“MJ, did you just say that I could be the “First Chick” President? You know I’m sitting right here, right? I’m a little bit flattered and a little bit pissed off. I’ve got my eye on you.” Former First Lady Michelle Obama
“Has MJ gone yet, or am I going to get to hear how everyone else’s ideas suck and if we don’t use his proven strategy we are all fucking idiots?” Former Secretary of the Army Eric Fanning
“Does everyone know that MJ’s plan is proven? Because MJ’s plan is proven. It is proven, right MJ? Shout out to MJ’s proven plan. We are only teasing with you MJ. We love you. You know that.” Vice President Kamala Harris
“Hey baby, I heard your “proven idea” was hit. #proven. It is also proven that I love you. Is it proven that you love me too? It is, but I love it when you say it anyway.” Malia May Johnson
“Daddy! Daddy! Daddy! Proven! Proven! Proven! Mommy said tell you proven because you do proven good at work.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson
“I say, get in where you fit in a let’s keep this third rock from the sun spinning the best we can.” Matthew McConaughey
“Digital and telecom expert witnesses will disprove the case. You are going to sit there and not say a word. If you utter a word before, during or after, I’m gonna kneecap ya.” David Boies
“Better to be old school than a new fool.” Big J. Kosta
“Haters try to bring you down to their level because they are miserable and want you to be miserable like they are.” Marcus Jennings
“Uhm….#kerfuffle?” Tarica Hubbard
“We’re not beer buddies or butt buddies, but you know me, and you know I would never do pull that shit. Fuck those fucks and they deserve it!” Chris Hubbard
“Accountability is haters kryptonite.” Chris Hubbard
“Do what you can until you can’t do it anymore. Maximize your efforts to maximize your results.” Tony Robbins
“What is in your head, talk it into existence.” David Gates
“Settling is taking less. If you are happy, then it is not settling. Just be happy and keep it movin.” Adam Gregs
“Keep setting the bar high for our girls daddy. They need to know how they should be treated by future suitors.” Malia May Johnson
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